this made me laugh
it's the same mentality that makes us touch wet paint to see if it really is wet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:29, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't have that mentality
and I look upon those who do with scorn and derision
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Anecdote:
Foreigner: "What's that plant?"
Me: "It's a gorse bush"
Foreigner: "It looks prickly" *touches* "ouch!"
Me: "..."
Foreigner: "Don't look at me like that!"
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I ate gorse flowers yesterday, they're good.
They taste like runner beans.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Do you need to borrow some money?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Pffft no.
I read you can eat them, and I tried them, and they're good.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

When I was a small child, my dad used to take great pleasure in picking me up and depositing me in the middle of large gorse bushes.
Git.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)

This explains an awful lot.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

You can brew beer from gorse flowers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

... and yet we don't think twice about darwnin

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)