this makes me think it is
jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1172401

and the stories in profile look familiar
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Meh, there have and always will be shitter people than bert on here.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post907591
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:22, Reply)

That was and is true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Presumably there'd be some kind of link to a newspaper article about this, what with decapitations being quite unusual and therefore newsworthy?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I should imagine so.
It was roughly 18-20 years ago in Manchester.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Not Huddersfield then as you said earlier.
that must be why I couldn't find any reference to this at all, anywhere, ever.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

not because its a total load of absolute fucking bollocks.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Oh man, it's Mortal Wombat's job, girlfriend and holiday all over again.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I am banging my head on the desk.
WHY? WHY MAKE THIS UP?
( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Why indeed?
What possible benefit to myself could be gained from doing so? Nothing whatsoever. I might even be ridiculed and called a liar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Its just hit me.
ATTENTION ON THE INTERNET
( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Its the only way he can get off since his penis turned into a turnip after he necked a bottle of calpol.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:54, Reply)

He'd try fucking a postbox, but he's only got one lung left.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Because this place is full of gullible mungos who will believe it and think you are well cool on the internet.
Which is what qotw and offtopic now seem to be based upon.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

how on earth do you figure that?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Have you had a look at any given qotw answer lately?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:57, Reply)

qotw and offtopic aren't the same thing
and aren't populated by the same people.

I agree about qotw
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Don't confuse him Vipros

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

You're being naughty

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

*grins*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

How?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Your sig...

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I like to include a little snippet of truth
about whoever's name I am borrowing that day
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Ha!
Well, thank you then.
:)
( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

What has qotw got to do with us?

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Many of us came from QOTW
but many just drifted in here like cunts from other boards.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

that was appropriate 3 years ago when it started
things have changed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Clearly rob disagrees.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)

or perhaps doesn't care enough to change it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

rob not giving a shit about a pointless addition to his already dying site?
Never.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I know, I was as shocked as anyone

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)

You're like the middle child trying to garner attention by telling us daddy loves you more.
Twat!
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Yeah, because talk is definitely the place rob cares about most.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Whatever!

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

He's said as much before, it's the first place he checks when he comes online and it's the greatest reflection of himself, if I remember rightly.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)

And this is important because?

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Don't you start on me!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

*puts up fists*
*ducks and weaves*
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Kinky!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I think this is the problem
because /OT started out as a spin off from qotw it remains tarred with the same brush.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:00, Reply)

THE SEXY BRUSH

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Hell yeah!

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Well offtopic come over here often enough chest beating.
They should realise that it's a different beast entirely.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I think you have got confused

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

How so?

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

offtopic /talk
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

haha!
Have I mentioned I'm old?
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I would like to point out at this time that the only reason people from talk are here is because of Monty.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

You should come more often, you're at least fourteen times more entertaining than Wormulus and Chompy combined.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

That's only because he's more of a pillock.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)

The only report of a man being beheaded in Manchester is that schizo who killed a pensioner in 2008.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I think we're about to be told that the reason there is nothing online to verify his story
is becuase it happened before the internet existed and not because he's a man-child day-dreamer who tells his colleagues at work that his GP is Jimmi Hendrix' mum and his second cousin is Spiderman.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Poor comprehension, Wormo. Man from Huddersfield, crime committed in Manchester.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)

that wasn't really backpedalling
more like clarification
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

BraynDedd is the king of back peddling.
He's actually asking Monty if he wants tips on how to do it well.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I resent that, I do not sell backs at all.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)

It's all about the fronts baby, ahh yeah.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)

What is wrong with you?
That you feel the need to pretend that this is true.

Come clean and I'll think of you as a bigger man than if you insist on keeping up the pretence that your mate beheaded someone and the police decided not to bother finding out who did it

Do this now and we can spare you the humiliation of making you go through the story and picking apart the holes in it.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I'm afraid I can't do this, for, to the best of my knowledge, I believe it to be true.
One of the chaps who did it is now in your line of work, but for the aviation industry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=man+beheaded+with+samurai+sword+in+manchester&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&redir_esc=&ei=ayWsTebMGcLX8gOlvdWpCA
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:51, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/#sclient=psy&hl=en&source=hp&q=billy+murray+kidnap+torture&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&pbx=1&fp=1e86188ae21f21cf
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I'm actually prepared to accept that another bullshitter told you this nonsense
and because you're a moron, you believed it.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)

As you are a fan of the band 'Asia' I believe your opinion to be discredited.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I think you've cracked it there.
'My brother's friends' and '18-20 years ago.'
I'm going on the assumption now that Monty's brother told him this story, and at the time Monty will have been what, late teens, early twenties?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Case closed.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Actually not necessarily so:
I tried and failed recently to find a link to actor Billy Murray's arrest but subsequent release for kidnap and torture of two drug dealers he thought had been supplying his daughter and got nothing despite him being a well-known(ish) TV actor....

And celebrity torture really is unusual, no?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I bet your geography teacher was a spy as well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

My dad was in the SAS, and was best mates with Bruce Lee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Do you like tractors?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Doubt it, but I bet he has a pet mudkip

(kittyfiddler is a freelance gynaecologist, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 23:59, Reply)

*Links to every Blaireau69 post ever*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

He-Man!
Alright AB, /talk's best poster?

How's tricks? Are they tricky?
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:23, Reply)

HO-HO-HOLD THE FUCK UP!
Let me get comfortable.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

poor monty, terrible weekend and now this
if only he'd listen
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)