His bertdowns are brilliant to watch

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

do you think he lurks a lot as well?
in between his 'visits'
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Of course he does.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

oh god he's watching now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

no I'm not

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

quick go and tell /talk!
Get me banned!
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

No chance. I love it when your fragile mind disintegrates for our amusement.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

pffffft, your imagined perception of my breakdowns amuses me immensely

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Your actual breakdowns amuse us considerably more

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

what kind of an horrific human being
would take pleasure in other people's mental breakdowns?

That's a terrible thing to do
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Probaby the kind that would have sexual intercourse
with an underage female relative of theirs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

did you just imply that you have sex with your underage siblings?
Shame, al
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

as much as/ the same as/ more than
licking your sister out?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

hello bertram
how many of the 90,000 b3ta accounts are yours? just so i can tick off the ones i haven't flashed yet...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

if you are planning on flashing him
then this account is definitely Bert
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

ha
that has made me smile for the first time ALL DAY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I'm here to help
and fwiw I take donations in the form of a titgaz
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I have no idea how many I've got
I liked the one I had earlier, lots of nice Gazzes, it was over 3 years old
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

but how do you remember them all?
i mean, i have one sockpuppet account, and i am shit at that, can't remember the last time i even used it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I don't even know the password for mine
it's probably 'bastard'
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

i used mine briefly
then got bored.

this one is bad enough, frankly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)

I forget usernames and passwords
but then stumble over them and go, 'oh yeah! Now I can bully Monty again!'
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Welcome back.
Is your sister on or something? I can't imagine there could be any other reasons why you aren't balls deep in her?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

well that's just daft, she's well overage now
it's no fun if they're legal
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

is that why your daughter always remains the best option?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

she's not my type, I prefer them with a little meat on their bones

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Almost guaranteed *waves* Hiya Bert!
Immediately prior to his last online mental collapse he reeled off a good number of references to posts I'd made in the six months he'd been banned. More than a little creepy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

what's it like sleepy with a girl who has cerebral palsy?
I mean does she jitter about in bed and that?
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

What's it like putting your dick inside your sister?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

warm and unrewarding

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Best you ever had?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

hard to say, the mrs is absolutely lovely

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Have you told her why it's always a bit awkward at Christmas at your family's?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

pfffft

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Does your current girlfriend know that you had sex with an underage girl that youwere related to?
I just reckon that's got to be an awkward talk to have with a new girl.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Not really, what with it being fiction and all

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

out of interest
did you line up a new account or two a week ago, so that you could use it today after the inevitable banning?

because that would be a bit odd.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

nope, I set up this new account with the intention of going on /talk
I only used it today to put the willies up Chompy
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

it's Darth who likes the willies up him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

poor joke, it's no wonder this place has gone downhill

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

as far as I can see
it's no worse than it was. Just different. Still passes the time in the same way.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I never got into the 'chat' thing
I was here for attention and bullying
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

in that case, it is just as good as it was before
if not better.

attention and bullying is what it is all about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

christ, you're such a beardy twat

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I expect better from you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I have a Gibson 335

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I don't like them
and they don't like me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

just like my family

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I dunno
your family and I get on just fine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

oh you bastard
that was below the belt, if I had a dad I'd get him to box your ears
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I have a dad
so I win.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

it's hurts me deep inside when you say that
I have a dire need to be loved
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)

you may need to rethink your approach

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)

LOVE ME YOU FUCK UGLY MOTHERFUCKING CUNTSTACHES

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

good start

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

So you are now saying that you did not have sex with your half sister
and that all the people that you have told this story were being lied to?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'm saying that you shouldn't really use a sick humour website
as a place to rely on for facts and truth
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Are you going to answer that with a yes or a no?
Did you have sex with your half sister?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

a yes or no

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Brilliant
even though it's an internet site full of liars, you still aren't quite prepared to state that you didn't have sex with your sister. Because you did.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

and what if I did al?
Would you like to go on a daily mail-esque rant about how the country's being overrun by paedophiles?
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Not at all, because it isn't
but a guy who had sex with his sister doesn't have a leg to stand on when it comes to baiting other people, because the response will always be "it doesn't matter what you've just said about my life, you put your penis in your sisters vagina".
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

but she was WELL tidy

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Tidy?
Earlier you said she looked like you with tits.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I'm fucking gorgeous
in that photo of us at a bash I look like the cinderella to your ugly, nay deformed, sister
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Being prettier than me does not make you pretty.
Besides, aren't you ginger?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

only my pubes
:(
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)

That's a bit strong.
I'd reckon killing yourself in shame would be sufficient.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

go and get two women pregnant, force one of them to have an abortion
and then come back here and boast about drugs like a teenage boy, you silly old man
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

But you're a nonce, Bert.
A nonce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)

define 'nonce' for me, I think I know what it means, but I'd like your definition

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Check the paperwork you got from the police.
It explains it on there, I expect.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)

do you know why Sting of Sting and the Police is called Sting?

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

fiction internet FACT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Makes a change from his dad I suppose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

daughter, not dad. His dad is blatantly under his patio.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

gosh you lot are bullies, I only met my dad like 3 times
when did this place become so mean?
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

We've never got over you leaving,
we're all deeply damaged.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Let's hug it out, like men

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

did he put out on the first date?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

no, gentlemen wait until the third

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

what about siblings and offspring?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)

shut up chompy
got a girlfriend yet?
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

no, I'm waiting 'til I graduate
then I can have my pick of the foundation phase. You have taught me so much.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

haha!
Chompy got a sense of humour!
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

apologies if this is a stupid thing to point out
but you know that isn't chompy right?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

hahaha!

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Is that where the incest sex dungeon is?
Bert Fritzel has a nice ring to it. Of course when his mrs finds out and can't live with the shame and kills herself and her children, in case bert's had a go in them, forcing them to drink bleach whilst she bleeds out from a stabbing herself in the cunt with a pair of shears; it might be a bit awkward at Christmas after that.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

my mrs doesn't have any children
you're a mad one, you are!
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I'm cer-razy, not cer-razy enough to fuck my sister though...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

is she THAT ugly?

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)