Best Monday EVA
i missed frisbee twat though, he could have made my day
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He sought you ought
just so he could be angry with you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Come on Al, even you can spell 'out'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Oh FFS
This what happens when you try and post while building a spreadsheet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I blame those three 'dusky gentlemen' you were at school with.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

chevron

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Spreadsheet?
You've not just taken an order for half a tonne of paperclips at the same time, have you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

No, but I did rape someone at lunchtime

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

What a busy life you lead
I just had a sandwich at lunchtime...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I also ran 1.84 miles

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Was this because you woke up late for work?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Nope, I just went for a run at lunchtime
I have just noticed it was actually 1.64 miles. Not quite as impressive.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Still further than I've ever managed to run
You may bask in my admiration.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

That's some good basking right there

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I used to do 45 minutes without stopping before I gave up running, but I've no idea how far that was,
When I started it was 6 mins.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)

If you were running at an average sort of pace between 6 and 7 mph
you were probably doing something like 5-6 miles in that time.

I need new trainers, mine are knackered and are causing me pain. I also need some new waterproof trousers.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I found New Balance to be my favoured brand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

of trainers.
I'm a 'Peter Storm' man all the way with waterproofs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Now now, you shouldn't mock his authentic geordie accent

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Hello old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

monty you terrible cunt
you ruined it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Ruined what? How?
This smacks of slander. Internet slander.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

He was trying to do a Chevron

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I saw the opportunity and just thought I'd add the tip
but then Monty ruined it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)

That's uncanny
I had exactly the same situation yesterday with your fiancee's vagina.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Yeah sorry I ruined that.
I was early for my 'appointment' - I wasn't to know you had the one before me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)

interesting
given that for almost all of the day we were in the car together or in the sea together.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Me and Al tag-teamed her in the Esso garage in Tiverton.
Remember when she 'suddenly remembered' she needed some 'windscreen wiper fluid' and could you go back to that garage, and 'the man was ages finding a bottle out the back'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

haha
nice try, but we didn't go that way home.

that means that you and Al double-teamed someone from Tiverton. hahahahhahahaha
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Come to think of it
'she' did have quite hairy hands. And an RAF moustache.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I think we might have found Darth

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)

*bleaches cock*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Bros. cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Good afternoon, old chap
How does today find you? I must say, I've only been dropping in occasionally to skim-read and insult Darth but it seems there's been quite a rum to-do taking place today.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Oh it's been simply thrilling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Quite frankly it looks like it could only have been topped by the reappearance of Wet Ham Man.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Oh I really miss him

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Pork products have tasted just a little bit dry ever since his departure.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

hahah it's like all bacon is 'dry cure' now.
*sheds tear*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

RIP my niggah.
*pours out cognac*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Admit it, you're using his stuffed corpse as a footstool, aren't you?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Hell noe not 'El Hombre del Soggy Gammone'.
No way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I think it was one of the few times we agreed on something!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:48, Reply)

has bert been banned again then?
2 accounts down, 78,204 to go.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:52, Reply)

It's more like 6 accounts down by now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Just keep on sending the tit gazzes

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

where's that titgaz?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Can I just say thanks for the titgazzes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)

I am completely bereft of tit gazzes!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

me too
*lack of titgaz sadface. ONLINE.*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Shall i cock gaz you to make you feel better?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Hmm. that's a tempting offer
but I'm going to have to go with "no" ... but thank you for thinking of me in these trying times. Perhaps by showing our solidarity and dedication we may yet achieve the mythical titgaz. Stay strong, comrade.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I get them all the time.
That bird from New Order keeps sending them to me. Like two dead weevils, they are.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Which one is the lesser of two weevils?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Jeff, give NA his login back.
Then leave the internet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I'm listeing to someone play Tutankhamun's trumpet
it's shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Euphemism of the year.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Gillian Gilbert?
She's not done that well at steering clear of the ugly stick, bless her.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Titgaz.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)

dudes
you all know full well that my tits would NEVER fit in a gaz.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)