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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Because she's awesome.
And far better than I deserve, frankly.

Alt: in a roll, with HP Guinness sauce. I have recently discovered this product, and it is win.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:52, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Seems to me a lot of b3tan males are punching well above their weight
must be true what they say about women liking a sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)
See below :)

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:55, Reply)
She also puts up with having a houseful of Daleks, which not many women would.
Apart from b3th, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)
this is, in fact, true.
I also love computer games and watching football.

I have come to realise I am the perfect woman.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)
gross
I was really hoping for entertaining replies like "because she clips my toenails with her teeth"

not all this gushy crap
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:56, Reply)
OK.
She trims my pubes and fashions cushions out of them. How's that?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:57, Reply)
kinky

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I live in the north of England.
We have to make our own fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:02, Reply)

fun clothes
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)
I cut mr b3th's hair for him
but he can trim his own fucking pubes. Personally, as much as I love him, I wouldn't trust anybody near my pubes with a sharp instrument.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I daren't let my g/f near my hair after the 'indecent' that was her last attempt

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:06, Reply)
I'm pretty good
but to be fair, it's relatively easy. Clippers, No 4 guard, all over cut. Piece of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Ironically, the missus cuts my hair.
I reckon I've saved one million pounds and ninety nine pence in the last three years.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:24, Reply)
The missus new haircut is full of win btw.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)

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