I like my bacon like a woman
pink and flexible.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:27, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

not brown and crispy?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)

or overly salty?
Or craved by many?
Detested by many major organised religions?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I'll be like that soon if I keep going on the sunbed.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:32, Reply)

This year it's going to be all yardwork and pool time for me.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I was out walking yesterday
I have a reverse raccoon face from my sunglasses
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Yeah! I try to remember to take off my sunglasses now and then.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Dont use the sunbed
Use fake tan. Then you can be orange like the other chavs. Innit.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I'm getting some colour on me so I don't burn when I go to Tenerife next month.
Plus my belly doesn't look so frightening when it's brown.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)

perhaps I need a bit of that
Although, I don't like to be tanned. Perhaps I should get some body paint and cover myself in it and see if I look less scary naked when I'm not so white.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Consumable in a sandwich?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)

That's what I look for in a man
Soneone who is as versitile as a sandwich.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)

A flaccid bit of white bread with a little bit of cucumber?
Try harder.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I like cucumber sandwiches.
Perhaps this is where I'm going wrong.


And on that note.......Goodnight everyone.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Night Blousie.
See you on Friday :))))
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Night

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)

As versitile as a sandwich, not as dull as a sandwich my nan would make.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 22:06, Reply)

a bit of a pig?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)