Pretty much every complaint I have at the moment is football-related
That, and the following, all of which could be considered my own fault to a certain extent;

- Beer has lots of calories
- So does tasty food
- Dancing is fucking difficult and my girlfriend is much better at it than me
- Telecommunications analysis is less interesting than playing Xbox

Probably some others I haven't thought of. It's not technically my fault, any more than it is everyone else's, that Michael McIntyre is still alive.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:38, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

he appears to be a judge on Britain's Got Talent
Ironylols
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Fucking hell, I know
Imagine being told you've got no talent by Michael fucking McIntyre. Having seen some of the first show of the series, it would appear they're punching a hole through the bottom of the barrel in terms of talent anyway.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I got called a cunt by Chris Evans
Chris Evans world renowned cunt called ME a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

That's bad.
But not nearly as bad as if he said 'you're my kind of guy, I think you're great, le's be best friends', eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I would like to have sex with his ex wife
that's what best friends do right?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Yup.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Why?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

How long have you got?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

It all started in the heady summer of 1982 ...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

about 3.5 inches i'd say

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Like an unfolded paperclip

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

eeeeeeeeow

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Yeah
What did you do?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I was in the audience for a TV show looking bored because it was boring.
I had my arms crossed.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Classic I am a cunt body language.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I think this is the best post on here for weeks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

*bows*

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

*peeks down top*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Fair enough.

I think Mr Evans was COMPLETELY within his rights.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Oh, well
he was right telling you off. You should have tried to look entertained, don't you know anything about tv?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

MM is on the telly MORE often than before.
Britain may have talent, he certainly doesn't. Unfunny cunt.

EDIT: Sorry 'Ape. Slow typing.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)