i am often surprised
when b3tans add me on fb (yes, sporty, i'm looking at you!) and they look NOTHING like i imagined.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:13, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

so which one are you saying
you're gonna do?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

No-one, I'll guess. Anyone apart from Monty
might infect her with socialism. I can sense the fear in her eyes from here
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)

i am immune

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)

it's a slow-burner
lies dormant for years and then BAM! you're done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)

i think
you know me better than that.

but there is no yoghurt to be woven here today, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Please, we knit yoghurt
we weave tofu.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

They are all using fake pictures
I'm really 52 a truck driver. As are you, right, Dave?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

of course Dave
we're all Daves here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

no
i am actually in disguise. i am a 21 year old virginal bi-curious 5'11" size 6 blonde supermodel with an identical twin. i just pretend to be old and ugly on here for fun.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)

way too young
and I'd break a size 6.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)

i don't do married guys anyway
so you're quite safe.

you are another one who is much better looking than i thought you would be, though, being an online weirdo and all, so kudos on that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I'm not actually married yet
but that's a technicality, I grant you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Are you going out
with a super hero with an Honda Accord?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)

*Puts up hand*
*roundhouse kicks perp*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

how did you guess?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I'm that clever
Has he been kicking ass recently and posting it a webpage full of true stories about real life?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

you must hate being that tall and having to look at the top of everyones head

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

what?
how short are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)

5'9"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

that's not short
good job.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I only know one person as tall as me!
i hate being fat AND tall
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

seriously?
I'm 6'2" and I know a load of people taller than me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

It's all that in-breeding down there.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

hey hey hey now
you didn't mind it when you were boinking one of us now did you
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I was talking about where Vippers is from, not America.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

yeah, I know where he's from, I have met him

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)

You've met vippers?

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

oh shit no
yes see, what was said down there
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Right, here's how it works.
Joke about inbreeding down in Devon, Kristine makes the gag that you didn't mind inbreeding whilst you were boinking TRL.

You were still talking about Vippers, Kristine was still talking about TRL. You two get confused, I get face-palmy, the end.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Mixed connections.
Easily done.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

not many have been that lucky blousie

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I do feel blessed.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

glad to hear it
even if you didn't notice you were sat next to me for a while....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I had a hangover and I'm shy.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

awww

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Tops out at 6'3"
Bow before me pitiful midgets!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

tall men ftw
i have too many beautiful pairs of high heels to need to wear trainers every time we go out!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

: (
Todmorden is full of short arses.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)

*6'3" fist bump*

( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

*bumps back over average people's heads*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Next time they're playing with a ball, right.
We intercept it, right. Then we throw it to each other and laugh.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Mwah ha ha ha ha
Pitiful dwarves, cower beneath my lofty gaze!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

ball frisbee
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

You see, we'd need to steal it from people already playing with it, that's the joke.
Who'd be a big enough fucking idiot to be playing with a frisbee? It's not even a real sport.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

what sort of tea making fuckwit would play ULTIMATE frisbee?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

what kind of tea making no hoper would play ULTIMATE frisbee?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)

No one taller?! Really?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

my dad
yeah I see plenty of tall people but I don't know them
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

most of my male friends are over 6ft

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

mine aren't, they're mostly 5'7"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

You work for Willy Wonka
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Bitch I AM Willy Wonka

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Willy Wanka more like.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

and you're a Willy Wrangler

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Oi! Internet wife.
Don't encourage her.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)

You're not the boss of me.

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Don't you oppress me.
*Sulks*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)

What on earth is a Willy Wrangler?
It sounds like a denim cock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I often wondered
why teenage girls didn't simply use the same tactics on the Internet and pretend to be 45 year old, fat, lorry drivers.
(dchurch bah, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

SORRRRRYYYYY!
I forgot to email people when I added them. My defence was I was talking to Gonz at the time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I've managed to find out who you are
and so have added you. I'm not going to talk to you on there though. Just see if you have any hot female friends.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I have a few

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

you'd better...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Actually swipey
My profile pic on here is originally from Facebook. So you lie!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

this makes the massive assumption
that i had ever clicked on your profile though!

/lawyer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)