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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I want a puppy.
What do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:15, 110 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
My 15" black rubber cock.
Actually, six grand'd sort me out good and proper.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

presumably 6 grand that you didn't have to pay back.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)
*shrugs*
Half of it would be training and business start-up anyway, so I'd be happy to pay that half back.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I really really want to zig-a-zig-ah!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I want
a plaaaace to stay
get ya booty on the floor tonight
make mah day
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)
*dances*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I never knew what that first line was
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Anytime

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
you alright bff?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I'm fresh and flyyyyy, Vippers.
Been to London to see hawt chicks and dance to Chas and Dave.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I'm alright
pretty fucking bored, but I've got tomorrow off for a wedding, then the very long weekend, then 3 days at work then 9 days off.

looking foward to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I finish tomorrow for 11 whole days
and am going to a wedding next Thursday, then to That Scotland.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Last day for me tomorrow too
Nice weekend of parents/sun/BBQ then off the Centreparcs. Woop!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)
That'll be on my internal jukebox all afternoon now.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Yasssss

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)
*Plots revenge*
Say you will, Say you won't.
Say you'll do what I don't.
Say you're true, say to me.
C'est la vie.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Fight like me da as well

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)
what do you do?
Oh hey I wait tables too
no I haven't heard your band
cos you guys are pretty new
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
That was in my head yesterday morning

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I keep getting it out of mine
but it keeps coming back.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
*Sits in tree*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
A new job I should get looking this weekend.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Yoda?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)
No just too fucking awesome for punctuation ok

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)
well ninja'd

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
a big chunk of tasty man

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)
meh!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Cannibal lols

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
delicious

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looks at the other and asks "Is it me, or does this taste funny?"
/Jefflols
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)
What do you call a cannibal that only eats the mentally handicapped?
A vegetarian.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
How do you know when there are enough vegetables in the soup?
The chairs begin to float.
Oh dear - just as I posted that I had a pang of shame as one of the resident raspberries in the office tottered past on his sticks...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)
"Raspberries"? Lol.
I've never heard it in that regard before. I use it for a ladies twiddly bits...you know - tank starter buttons, "come in Radio Moscow" etc.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Raspberry ripple.
Cripple.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)
I want lots of things. Lots and lots. I am very greedy.
What I really want though, is a life of ease.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
No chance.
Why do you think religion was invented.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)
you'd be bored
striving is where it's at
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I really wouldn't
I have lots of hobbies and if push really came to shove, there are lots of books to read.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I have lots of hobbies and things
but without at least a loose structure I get all directionless and spend my life arsing about on here. It's been Easter holidays for 3 days, now, and I'm already forgetting to eat and yesterday I was even in work (probably will be tomorrow, too)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Yeah, I wouldn't have that problem

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)
perhaps I should change the answer of 'what I want'
to 'self direction', but right now I'll stick to my original answer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)
i've got a couple you could borrow
i read the great gatsby yesterday
i quite liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
ice
Estates and Business Support are still discussing the situation with regard to the air conditioning in the office - to wit, it not fucking working. Nobody is taking reponsibility and meanwhile we bake.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I want too much
but right at this moment, I want some delicious meat, a bottle of brandy and a few extra months
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Doity cow

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)
damn right
what I actually have is a pizza (forgetting once again I don't really like it) some wine and a couple of days
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
A bike frame with horizontal dropouts
preferably for free.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)
A reason not to do a 'canoe man'/Reginald Perrin

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)
You're not allowed vinyl in prison.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Or fine wine and choice meats.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
you don't get a choice in the meat you are forced to consume

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)
UNLESS YOUR A MUSLIM

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)
PC GONE MAD I TELL YOU

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Does anyone else find that PC Rathband
a bit of a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I've not heard any of their albums.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Stevie Wonder he ain't

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I meant he'd be butt-raped

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1177109
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1177057
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/shut-up
(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)

www.confused.com
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Hahaha excellent subthread here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
But he would have access to more cock.
So I'd imagine Monty is quite torn.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
He is a quick healer though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)

/only just avoids making a larper joke which no one will get
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Rolls a double 19
*Checks rule book*

'Crunchy is to make the joke that no one will get'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
OK then
"...well, he must have spent his OSPs on Advanced Healing..."
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Yeap.
I didn't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
exactly
well, it was a high roll so it was bound to be a particularly impenetrable joke

I'm assuming, here they were D20s?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Difficult to cram charlie up your nose
whilst underwater. And dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)
The thing is, neither Perrin nor 'canoe man' was actually dead.
That was kind of the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Didn't Perrin walk into the sea?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
to fake his death

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
which is kind of the point of the program

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Oh well, I'll shut up then.
That's what you get for commenting on something you've never actually seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)
only watch the original

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)
The 'Safari Park' episode is a family favourite.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)
He will just have to use the anus
like the rest of D wing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
a tan and a larger arse

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Me too.
Getting the tan though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)
can't afford the tan
reckon i should just lose weight
*wishes the fat away*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
You're welcome to some of mine

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)
A good cup of coffee
and maybe some kind of pastry would be good
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I like a chunky guy as much as the next desperate middle-aged spinster but you eat too much.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
haha!
I'm a greedy sod. Are you saying I'm a fattyballatycreamcake?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Yup : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)
*burp*
How dare you! Just because I've just eaten a load of pizza and am hankering for pastry
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Arsenal to beat Spurs tonight.
Also a new double bass pedal and a piccolo snare.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)
get some rototoms

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Have some somewhere, they get dragged out occassionally.
I really want a piccolo snare. My mates' sounds amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
have you got a splash cymbal?
they are great
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)
yup, two, both 8 inchers, one meinl byzance and a zildjian which is incredibly rich for a splash.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)
nice
how is the new kit?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)
really good now I've changed the heads.
They sound really punchy without being wobbly and the bass drum sounds great muted and normal. Really pleased with them.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
good stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I read that as RoboToms
I liked the idea of robot drums
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:35, Reply)
piccolos are a bit tiny

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:33, Reply)
the one in our orchestra
sounds like a car alarm when it's trilling
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
it's been so long i really don't remember what that means
i got my flute out last weekend and cleaned it up, I tried to play and was quite sad to realize i don't fucking remember anything about it other than how to hold it
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)
you'd pick it up again pretty quick if you played a bit I'm sure
trilling is when you play a couple of notes really quickly together. I'm shit at them, which reminds me I need to practise this week. I wonder if guinea pigs like flutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)
shit yeah they do!
they're practically flutes themselves, all you have to do is open the fridge to hear them play
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
they are still nervous
although one just chilled out a bit when I sang to him
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

flute cock
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Me either.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)
thats what this is really, a tiny snare drum.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I want to kick your puppy.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I bet you do and all.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)
*winks*
*trigger fingers*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)
I just watched Iron Man 2, fucking ace.
Now I want Iron Man 3 not to be shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

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