Whoah there, my nig-nogs.
How are you celebrating Der Fuhrer's birthday? It's all about Uncle Adi today.

This is a shit q but that last thread was a little off-colour. Plus quite frankly I am in such an utterly shit mood that a thread about 'nommy sammidges' wouldn't even annoy me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:12, 68 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm combing my blond hair
and hiding my 'unique' tattoo

and yes b3ta has been strangely bitchy today
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

*nods knowingly*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I sware I've gone mental here, 'cus someone said that in the last thread, so I read through the whole thing and didn't find it bitchy at all.
It almost got close to being bitchy towards Bella but it turned into Swipey and Lampito talking about some poncy pizza and implying a big 12-rated lesbien fest is going to break out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I think it was a little harsh
personally I don't give a shit, but people seemed a little upset
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

It's just banter innit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:33, Reply)

^Wanker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:33, Reply)

^ rugby lad

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:34, Reply)

*Pops collar*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:35, Reply)

banter is banter
when the person in question is there to respond. Otherwise it's more snarking at people behind their backs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)

That's what I said!
I totally said that, you know.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

you have a 'unique' tattoo?
does it say 'unique'?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:02, Reply)

it's comprised of several numbers

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:07, Reply)

gym locker combo?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:10, Reply)

I'm going to cook my dinner in a gas oven.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:14, Reply)

In your pyjamas?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:15, Reply)

neun.
What are you doing to mark the occasion? Annexing your neighbours flat might be quite nice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:18, Reply)

I'm stopping off in Golders Green to desecrate a Jewish cemetery
and then I'm going to put the windows in of every beigel shop in the East End. I cannot wait.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Why not stage a sit in at a British Gas showroom.
Just for shit 'n giggles.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I'm going to listen to Joy Division
Sorry about the weird posts earlier, Blackberries are spastic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Blackberries raspberry ripples.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

r n
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I'm going to clean my house.
I managed to go out and get kind of accidentally completely shitfaced last night. Let's imagine I raised a glass to the anniversary of the birth of one of mankind's most twisted megalomaniacs.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Luther Vandross?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:22, Reply)

watching the north london derby at my mates and having a bbq.
today I have been boxing and took my nephew to slimbridge to feed the ducks. WHy are you in a bad mood dude?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:20, Reply)

I would imagine life is too short for Monty to list EVERYTHING that annoys him,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I'd expect something along these lines...
"Low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.’, the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much! The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host! Everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything everything–eve–everything that exists — past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh! And Hugh Jackman."
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

I love that rant.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I hate the fact that I seem to crap on incessantly about my child access woes
but it is this that is getting me down. I don't know how much more fight I have left in me, I am >this< close to complete despair.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:25, Reply)

At least this is something worth getting annoyed about.
And it makes a welcome change from the usual whinging of women on here who complain that they are too fat/thin/tall/short/ugly to meet anyone, when the reality is probably very very different.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Hey, I moaned about something completely - well, a bit - different today
but as ever, reading Monty's woes makes me feel like I should STFU and MTFU.
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

evening berk.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Meh.
You?
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I've had a headache ALL DAY
And I'm dead tired.

Why are you all 'meh' I thought life was going well for you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I shall gaz you when I get home, if you like
but I shall warn you it's probably me just being stupid.
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Bring it on.
Jeff the Internet Counsellor has been working hard this week.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Heh.
it's very kind of you to let yourself in for a torrent of emo-ing. I shall be about later, I'm going to finish up at work and bugger off home.
(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

You do that.
I'll hear from you later on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)

perhaps it's time for a moaning thread

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I moan too much on here as it is, really.

(berk, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)

By daubing NSDAP slogans around Stamford Hill

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I lived there for a summer whilst waiting for my current flat to get out of a chain.
It was fucking horrible.

It was like living in the Wild West - if the Wild West stank of rotting fish and was populated by pasty, hunchbacked inbreds with milk-bottle glasses, all wearing dressing gowns, muttering incomprehensibly and avoiding eye contact as if Gentilism (I think I just made this word up) was somehow catching.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Sounds like Uxbridge

( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Amusingly there's a street slap bang in the middle of Hebrew-town called 'West Bank'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I'd rather live there, than here.

( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I was there earlier on, they didn't seem pleased about this glorious day

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Bloody miserable cunts.
So wrapped up in their own self-loathing that they begrudge honest working men such as ourselves the innocent pleasures of a simple birthday party.

*tut* I don't know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Hitler lead to the death of 11 million people, think about that, that's not just towns and villages, that could be nations of people.
Entire families who were thrown form their home, tortured, murdered, having all their material posessions taken from them. He caused slow and agonising deaths, he studied how to make it more effecient which by grace co-incided with less horific means other than starvation. He made a population almost twice the size of London dead, and far more wishing they were that way. He managed to brainwash a nation, and I choose to think that because I find it hard to believe that a human nation could do that under their own will...... I don't know where I'm going with this, I was going to turn it into something funny but I've turned it into a rant.... Imagine being in one of those concentration camps, seeing those you love around you, your child, your mother, your father, everyone you know and love being starved to the point where it makes an ethopian look well nurished. Praying for their quick release for a bullet. Even today he's fucked up the planet, the nation of israel with the minefield of politics involved wouldn't exist without it.

I would love to have a nazi based movie night with you, "Jakob the Liar" and "Hitler: The rise of evil", then introduce you to a surviver, and then see what happens.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

*wanks*


*rents 'Triumph of the Will', 'Bridge at Remagen' and 'Cross of Iron' from Blockbuster*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Serious answer:
Blaming it all on Hitler is a gigantic error - charismatic leader, yes - but none of the anti-Semitic ideas he espoused were made up by him. They were endemic throughout Europe, particularly (ironically) in Poland.

I'm not seriously defending the Nazi political ideals - I just like the design of their equipment best, and I like appalling people with my bad taste.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:33, Reply)

oh, well
that's OK,then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

EXACTLY.
Plus the holocaust was made up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

They did have good tailors
all our lot looked scruffy in comparison.

/gayest post of the day.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Good old Hugo Boss.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Anti Semitism, and anti everything else that hitler was against... is as old as written record.
Hitler didn't have shit on the egyptions, for example.

It's not that Hitler was the _only_ cause of it, but I think the thing that doesn't sit well with me is that he _could_ have stopped it at any point.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Hitler could not fucking believe that Germany lost WWI.
He simply couldn't comprehend how the Germans could have been fairly beaten, so he seized upon Anti-Semitism and anti-commuism as a way of blaming 'weaklings' and 'traitors' within Germany for this failure.

Unifying the nation in blaming others for their military shortcomings - and the subsequent economic privations caused by the post-war settlement - gave ordinary Germans a way to deal with the shame they felt at losing WWI.

Bit pathetic, isn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Especially since nobody really "won" WWI
Germany just ran out of cannon fodder and food first.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Fuck off, we did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:49, Reply)

We kissed American bottom better.
Some victory.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:50, Reply)

No Monty.
You died in a bunker and then went on to lose the war.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Oh yeah, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 18:00, Reply)

If only he got into Art School.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:49, Reply)

He wasn't very good, unfortunately,
but his obsession with art and architecture was so strong that Albert Speer ended up in one of the most powerful positions in Nazi Germany and he was merely an architect. It's not fashionable to say so (unless you are that utter minge Bryan Ferry) but I confess to liking some of Speer's work, overblown and grandiose as it was. The guilt-ridden tearing-down of all Nazi buildings at the end of the war will, in time, I believe, be seen as a great shame and even a bit of a crime.

His subterranean base under Berlin would have been fucking incredible if it had been finished.

cf Ceaucescu's Palace in Bucharest - ideologically dodgy as fuck and built on the bodies of his citizens, but what an incredible building. It is IMMENSE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:56, Reply)

DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO INTRODUCE ME TO BEYONCE KNOWLES????!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Good point
bar the brainwashing.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Indeed, that's demonstrably nonsense.
Through good fortune, bullying and some expert political gamesmanship, within a 4-year period Hitler had managed to get a Nazi into every single major political post in Germany - it became literally impossible to stand up to him. Plus half - or more - of the population had no idea about the camps etc. until it was way too late to do anything about politically.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Hitler hears in one of the camps of an old jewish women, she is known to tell the future, and he believes her.
So he jumped in his armed escort and entered the ghetto to seek out the women. Men stood to the side of the road and spat on the back of their hands as he drove around the corner. He comes to a ludka shop where the old women is said to be, there hasn't been as much as a potato in this shop in months, but people still flock there. With a leathered hand, his SS comander raps on the door "Gashtopo ! Open up, the furrah wants a word". After a few hushed words, and a few longer moments, the door opens and the old women. He enters alone.

"M..m....mine furrah, how may I be of assistance?"
"Are you the voman who can tell zee futucha?"
"So they say"
"Then tell me, voman, tell me of my death, on what day do I die?"
"Well, I am in a coundrum, I can tell you, but perhaps you will find a way to cheat death? I hear you are going to liquidize the camp, my death is cirtian anyway, perhaps I shall not say".
"You do not have to be on those trains, the allies could come in time, maybe there is hope"
"This is true, there is always hope. OK, I shall tell you the day of your death"
"... go on...."
"You shall die on a Jewish holiday"
"Oh my, this is grave news....how do you know this?"
"Because any day you die, will be a jewish holiday."
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I don't get it.

( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I think it's funny in a 'Mel Brooks', 'Billy Crystal', 'Joan Rivers, 'Woody Allen' kind of way ie 'not at all'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I get it really.
I was being amusing.

Edit: I hate Joan Rivers.
( Kroney, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 17:44, Reply)