I would imagine that once your right arm
is visibly larger than your left (or vice versa if you're "artistic"), it's probably time to lay off it a bit.

Otherwise, the sort of person who watches so much porn that it unbalances his expectations of real sex probably isn't ever going to get any real sex anyway.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The "fiddler crab" look

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

The one armed Popeye
Ug ug ug
( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

That's quite true

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

You have a point.
But I have heard of women complaining that their husbands are not having any interest in them because they watch too much porn.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

That isn't porn's fault.

( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Yeah it's because they're always moaning.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Middle aged men not being interested in middle aged women shocker

( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

All they need to do is pretend they have a broken washing machine
or they order a pizza, which happens to have a hole in the middle of it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Eh. Could be a cause, could be a symptom.
Although personally speaking I'd rather have a go on a real live mimsy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I got in massive trouble with my ex over my porn.
I suggested that if she'd put out from time to time I would require less porn. She put out more. Everyone was happy.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Risky move there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

My mate (no, really - not me) probably couldn't get by without it
His wife hardly ever puts out. He got his leg over about 10 times last year, and that was a stretch, as it were. Poor bastard. She's just not really interested.

If it wasn't for porn he'd have exploded in a massive ball of molten jizz by now.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I like my girlfriends to sit on their hands before they wank me off so it feels like someone else is doing it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I might try this on the wife

(Bazongaloid, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

You are going to sit on your own hand before wanking her off?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

ha ha, I've never been called artistic before.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

It's my polite euphemism
for "homosexual".
( Kroney, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Oh
He's been called that before.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)