Um I cooked for my dad tonight
sadly the meal was far from gourmet.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm sure he enjoyed it nevertheless.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:10, Reply)

chicken in pepper sauce
I forgot to buy rice though, so had to dash out. Sadly all the co-op had was potato wedges. Plenty of Guiness made up for it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I was expecting you to say beans on toast or something.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:16, Reply)

this does not sound
too disappointing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:17, Reply)

i'm trying to motivate my saggy arse to hit the gym
failing thus far.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I've been and felt the effects of five days since my last visit.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Poo lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I was talking about sore muscles numpty.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:18, Reply)

heh heh heh
I knew that silly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:20, Reply)

it does suck when you don't go
i had an hour with the PT yesterday and my stomach and legs are sore today... but does this excuse me not going right now?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Depends if you want to go or not.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:21, Reply)

clearly i don't WANT to go!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

you would be an awesome gym buddy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

i'd be a v bad influence
shall we just stay on the sofa and* eat poppadums or monster munch with pesto topped humous/watch "family guy"/drink wine/screw like bunnies instead

* (depending on the buddy, clearly)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)

can we have an option d, get high and talk shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

par for the course

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

If your arse is saggy
Get it to the gym.

No bigger turn off to me than saggy arses (except McDonalds complections, fake tans, x-factor conversations, cheap jewellery, bad grammar....OK - carry on.)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:20, Reply)

to be fair
my arse is not remotely saggy. the bottom half is fine.

it's everything above the waist that needs a complete re-haul.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Why not get a costing analysis complete.
Cost of gym/PT v liposuction

It might be cheaper and easier to not bother.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Double chins ftw

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

yes
but my own chances of being cheap and easy double if the chin does not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Gaz BGB for bulimia tips
If it's good enough for Princess Di it's good enough for the rest of us
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:26, Reply)

but i don't want crumbly yellow teeth.
or to die in a tunnel.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Fly away with your bingo wings then

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

oh fucking hell
i'm going to have to go to the gym if you keep that up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I sacked it off today, all my gym buddies must really be missing me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)

i am sure the hot girls on reception missed you
the sweaty men were probably just glad of less competition
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:32, Reply)

They're trained to be sickly sweet to the members, I know it's early days but I'm quite sure they're not after a trip back to Rory Towers
They just don't know what they're missing out on
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

the ones at my gym are always a bit orange anyway
so what are they missing out on?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I sometimes don't need a penis pump to get it to twelve inches

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

"it" being your fleshlight??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

No, and well you know it

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

sorry, wrong terminology
"sybian", did you call it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)

My bulimia consisted of eating but forgetting to throw up.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:31, Reply)

There'll be an iphone app for that these days, take heart

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Isn't technology great.
*bokes*
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

fucking hell
my friend suckered me into buying an app that sends little pictures of stuff - kind of like smileys but more like little bottles of champagne, guns, bombs etc.

after sending many such "amusing" pics over the drunken weekend, i finally thought to check with orange. yup. they count as pic messages. not nice and free. no. £0.35p each... fucksocks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I've managed to download all of one app - the free light one
It pays to be a tight bastard
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I need to find out the best apps for a single women about town.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)

You need this free app Blousie.
www.appworldtoday.com/?p=57
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

You've seen the size of me Jeff.
I don't think this is a worry.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Well the thought was there.
(Not, 'I hope Blousie gets raped', more a 'I hope Blousie is nice and safe, even if it is a case that her activating the alarm means DG is going to have to make like Superman to get to you on time')
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:51, Reply)

grindr
oops wrong one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:55, Reply)

oh christ
you just reminded me, my friend and i had so much fun playing with our colleague's grindr on thu night.

he did NOT get laid as a consequence of our meddling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:59, Reply)

haha
a friend of mine introduced his new boyfriend, and another mutual friend went white. He'd got a grindr picture that morning of the new boyfriend flashing his cock.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:01, Reply)

yeah the potential for lethalness is strong in that one
i'd go mad if my other half had it.

the straight version i mean.

although that would mean having another half to go mad at in the first place.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:05, Reply)

i have monumentally shit apps
my cousin downloaded most of them when i wasn't looking properly. this is why i have cats and dogs licking my screen and all sorts of paedo shit. shezam is quite handy though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Hmm. Gym Instructor TD says...
Lots of walking - good, well done.

Not enough upper body exercise. Sit ups are required here, I think.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:25, Reply)

i think it's mostly genetic tbh
your body will be thin where it wants and less thin where it wants, and there is only so much exercise can do to re-sculpt the bastard!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Until a few weeks ago I'd have said you were talking shite.
But yes - genetics make a big difference. How I found that out is another story.

Doesn't mean that some exercise won't sort out whatever you perceive is wrong, because sure as shit you'll not make any gains out of diets.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Have you been stalking both Swipe and her family?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I don't think you can cop for genetic problems by stalking, Jeff.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:46, Reply)

I meant how you'd found about about Swipes genetics!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Well yes, I burgled the Doctor's surgery
Blimey - Mrs O'Donaghey has been a bit of a tinker, eh?.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:54, Reply)

genetics are responsible for about 75% of your appearance i reckon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:38, Reply)