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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I refer you to my point about being able to smell their own
My Gaydar is extremely well-honed and never fails. I can even tell you, without having met him, which B3tan is a closet gay. But won't. Because of the closet thing.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
is it monty?

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I'm not outing anyone
But no.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
It's not really outing them by calling them gay on the internet is it?

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I see what you're saying
But there's a difference between making serious insinuations about someone's sexuality when they're trying to keep it secret, or struggling to come to terms with it, and "OMG UR SO GAY"
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)
actually a gay
or 'in denial'?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)
YOU TELL US.

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
ok
you are gay
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)
In denial
which is a term a Uni friend of mine used to apply to any woman who said she didn't fancy him. Or "the female population of UEA", as it was also known
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)
so what you are saying
is that based on having talked to someone online that you know their sexuality better than they do
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Yeah, I may have been making some or all of it up
MAY have. What do you think?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I think that in some elaborate triple bluff
you are talking about yourself.

because you are a dirt-road bandito
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Nice one. Miniature lol for that.
Let's be honest, it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference to you lot where my sexual orientation lay, would it?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:30, Reply)
it would shock me greatly if anyone actually cared

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Exactly
It's not like if I actually did come out and told everyone "and I find all these gay references highly offensive, please desist" anyone would pay attention
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)
isn't that exactly what you did when you joined?

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Without actually being gay, yeah, more or less
Then I worked out the rules of the game
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)
it's interesting to see how people react
your hissy fits, Bobby's belligerence...
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Monty going out and finding a rent boy,
Crowsephine letting his wrists flap backwards and forwards before having sex with Lampito in an attempt to hide his true self ...
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Knowing what I do now about /OT
I cringe for any newbies trying to join in
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
*heads for the exit*

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)
you seem to be doing ok

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Really?

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)
yes, I won a twix

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)
by which I mean
they haven't been abused non-stop. I have no idea about the quality of posting
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)
No diggity
Much better than I did. Although I think it's fair to say I had a rougher ride than most
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)
no one noticed me appear
I was all subtle, like
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Subtle, like an elf removing a cloak of invisibility

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Stop it with the sweet talk Romeo
DIBS
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I think the breasts help

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)
you're lucky the gay thing caught on
otherwise you'd be mocked for what is a more real aspect; your horrible slimy lechery.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Yeah, I certainly didn't plan for it to happen that way round
*taps forehead*
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)
we're just a bunch of cunts

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I think the dutch schteve thing outed him a while back

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Hi TGB!

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Hi TGB!

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Hi Clendrix!

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Hi Al
Did you, or did you not, eat any of those buns on the train home?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
£100 says they were all gone before he actually boarded the train.

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
No, I waited until I got home
and then me and the wife had them for dinner.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I need to ascertain whether Mrs Al actually got any.
Buns, I mean. He was in no fit state to provide any other services.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)
This morning I pushed a spider into my toilet
and then did a poo on it.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Is this true?

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Why would I make something like that up?

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)
It's shame you didn't.
This type of behaviour saddens me so much, I may not be able to provide you with any more buns.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
:(

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)
it probably climbed into your gaping anus

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Turantularse?

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Oh she got some alright.
But then I had to go because Al was waddling back from the station covered in cake crumbs.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I had a such a wonderous mental image of Al waddling, that I was forced to click 'I like this'

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Hi Al!

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Hi Amberl!

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Hi clendrix
how are you?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Very well darling.
Glad you made it home OK.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Thanks :)
it was a lovely day out.
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Hi Amberl!

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)
alright Al?
how are you?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)
I'm pretty good thanks
I liked your comment about gay foxes earlier.

Did you get home okay on Sunday, despite the missing persons report?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Thanks
yeah got home okay, but very late. Were you tipsy by the time you headed off?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Not terribly
I reckon the gin was watered down. Or the drinks other people bought me were in fact just tonic water.

Thankyou for buying me drinks though!
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)
you're welcome
the gin was a little weak, but doubles solved that
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Hi TGB!

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)
HI TGB!

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Fuck off TGB!

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Hi TGB!

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)
ok that was a weird thing to come back to

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Serves you right for pork levering during office hours.

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)
I was working :(
I am fucking hungry though. I may have to be really bad and have subway later. But only as it's the best sub of the day day
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Is your boss there today?

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)
he was, he fucked off at three
And weirdly I carried on working!?
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Time to stop.

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Yeah
I have another two days to do anything that needs doing *relaxes* Although tomorrow is only 10 - 4 yay
(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Yay indeed!

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Gonz's Super Special!

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)
yes he is

(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

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