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I refer you to my point about being able to smell their own
My Gaydar is extremely well-honed and never fails. I can even tell you, without having met him, which B3tan is a closet gay. But won't. Because of the closet thing.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:10,
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latest was 15 years ago)
is it monty?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:12,
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I'm not outing anyone
But no.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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It's not really outing them by calling them gay on the internet is it?
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PsychoChomp, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:14,
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I see what you're saying
But there's a difference between making serious insinuations about someone's sexuality when they're trying to keep it secret, or struggling to come to terms with it, and "OMG UR SO GAY"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:24,
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actually a gay
or 'in denial'?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17,
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YOU TELL US.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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ok
you are gay
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:19,
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In denial
which is a term a Uni friend of mine used to apply to any woman who said she didn't fancy him. Or "the female population of UEA", as it was also known
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:20,
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so what you are saying
is that based on having talked to someone online that you know their sexuality better than they do
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:22,
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Yeah, I may have been making some or all of it up
MAY have. What do you think?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:24,
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I think that in some elaborate triple bluff
you are talking about yourself.
because you are a dirt-road bandito
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:28,
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Nice one. Miniature lol for that.
Let's be honest, it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference to you lot where my sexual orientation lay, would it?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:30,
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it would shock me greatly if anyone actually cared
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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Exactly
It's not like if I actually did come out and told everyone "and I find all these gay references highly offensive, please desist" anyone would pay attention
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:38,
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isn't that exactly what you did when you joined?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:40,
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Without actually being gay, yeah, more or less
Then I worked out the rules of the game
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:42,
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it's interesting to see how people react
your hissy fits, Bobby's belligerence...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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Monty going out and finding a rent boy,
Crowsephine letting his wrists flap backwards and forwards before having sex with Lampito in an attempt to hide his true self ...
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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Knowing what I do now about /OT
I cringe for any newbies trying to join in
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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*heads for the exit*
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:53,
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you seem to be doing ok
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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Really?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:58,
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yes, I won a twix
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:01,
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by which I mean
they haven't been abused non-stop. I have no idea about the quality of posting
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:02,
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No diggity
Much better than I did. Although I think it's fair to say I had a rougher ride than most
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:58,
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no one noticed me appear
I was all subtle, like
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:59,
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Subtle, like an elf removing a cloak of invisibility
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:00,
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Stop it with the sweet talk Romeo
DIBS
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:03,
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I think the breasts help
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:04,
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you're lucky the gay thing caught on
otherwise you'd be mocked for what is a more real aspect; your horrible slimy lechery.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:05,
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Yeah, I certainly didn't plan for it to happen that way round
*taps forehead*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:08,
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we're just a bunch of cunts
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:59,
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I think the dutch schteve thing outed him a while back
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:12,
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Hi TGB!
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:13,
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Hi TGB!
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:14,
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Hi Clendrix!
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17,
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Hi Al
Did you, or did you not, eat any of those buns on the train home?
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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£100 says they were all gone before he actually boarded the train.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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No, I waited until I got home
and then me and the wife had them for dinner.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:20,
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I need to ascertain whether Mrs Al actually got any.
Buns, I mean. He was in no fit state to provide any other services.
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:20,
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This morning I pushed a spider into my toilet
and then did a poo on it.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:21,
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Is this true?
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:22,
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Why would I make something like that up?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:23,
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It's shame you didn't.
This type of behaviour saddens me so much, I may not be able to provide you with any more buns.
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:26,
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:(
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:39,
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Hahahaha!
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:22,
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it probably climbed into your gaping anus
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:23,
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Turantularse?
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Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:32,
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Oh she got some alright.
But then I had to go because Al was waddling back from the station covered in cake crumbs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:22,
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I had a such a wonderous mental image of Al waddling, that I was forced to click 'I like this'
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:26,
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Hi Al!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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Hi Amberl!
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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Hi clendrix
how are you?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:21,
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Very well darling.
Glad you made it home OK.
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:21,
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Thanks :)
it was a lovely day out.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:34,
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Hi Amberl!
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:20,
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alright Al?
how are you?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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I'm pretty good thanks
I liked your comment about gay foxes earlier.
Did you get home okay on Sunday, despite the missing persons report?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:53,
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Thanks
yeah got home okay, but very late. Were you tipsy by the time you headed off?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:54,
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Not terribly
I reckon the gin was watered down. Or the drinks other people bought me were in fact just tonic water.
Thankyou for buying me drinks though!
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:57,
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you're welcome
the gin was a little weak, but doubles solved that
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:11,
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Hi TGB!
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:16,
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HI TGB!
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17,
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Fuck off TGB!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17,
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Hi TGB!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17,
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ok that was a weird thing to come back to
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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Serves you right for pork levering during office hours.
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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I was working :(
I am fucking hungry though. I may have to be really bad and have subway later. But only as it's the best sub of the day day
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:51,
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Is your boss there today?
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:52,
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he was, he fucked off at three
And weirdly I carried on working!?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:52,
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Time to stop.
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:53,
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Yeah
I have another two days to do anything that needs doing *relaxes* Although tomorrow is only 10 - 4 yay
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:54,
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Yay indeed!
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:56,
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Gonz's Super Special!
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Bazongaloid, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:52,
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yes he is
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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