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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yea verily, for I have started a New Threade.Have you ever stayed up all night getting hammered and then gone straight to work? If so, did anyone notice?
Alt: beer, wine or spirits?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:36,
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no I haven'tyour question is shit. It's worse than Darth's. How does that make you feel?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:37,
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go to your room and think about what you have done(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:39,
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My friend Nick once drank all night and then went into a lecture (this was in the 6th form). He started laughing to himself and when the teacher asked him what was so funny he stood up, took a deep breath and sang that 'there was an old man called Michael Finnegan' song in its entirety, and then walked out of the class.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:45,
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I'm bringing a massive erection to your party.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:51,
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THE EIFFEL TOWER!!!!111!!!!!!!!!111111(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:51,
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I think he's had his once a decade further north than the Watford Gap trip.(
girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:54,
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A time you can't make it.It'll be a weekend when your daughter is staying over. Oh, hang on.
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IT'S ALRIGHT EVERYONE, PANIC OVER.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:01,
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Yes.Was out drinking with my old boss, ended up in the casino, he won eighteen grand. We ended up going straight to work from there.
Alt: Yes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:45,
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no, but I did partake quite deeply of the free martini stand in town, once, when I was working in a camera shop. I think I got away with it. Possibly not so much the time I drank a lot of wine in my lunchtime from Snappy Snaps, luckily the boss just found it funny
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:46,
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Not to workbut straight into my next day yes.
alt: spirits, though I do like wine
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:46,
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Yes.I went out, left the club at 3, went on an adventure, got into central London at 7am, got to class, had a nap then did an exam at 9am, and got back by 10.30 for SLEEP.
Alt: Spirits, wine, everything else, beer. In that order.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:48,
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Oh boy, you're so hardcore.I once went out all night and at about 8am decided to go for a swim in the sea (I was in Thailand) after getting about 50 yards out I realised what a stupid thing this was as I couldn't think coherantly, let alone swim, so I splashed back to the shore and fell asleep in a hammock.
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Did you wake up with a sore botty?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:52,
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I used to get up 7am on thursdaysgo swimming, then a 3hr lecture, rest of the day in the darkroom, off to the pub followed by club, followed by curry, couple of hours sleep then college again. I sure wish I was that hardcore still
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:59,
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I've stayed up all night getting hammered, then gone to bed when I should have gone to work.This doesn't really count does it?
Alt. Wine for me please, I won't need a glass.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:49,
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I met some drunks by the canal last night who informed me that they were waiting for Jesus.I told them to not let on they'd seen me which they found highly amusing. On the way back they had given up waiting for Jesus and were hanging around for Eleanor Rigby. They couldn't understand her tardiness and I told them she was probably stuck in the same place as Jesus.
lol
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girlinthehole, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:50,
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oh god all the timealthough admittedly not since i started here, where it would get noticed!
but in my previous firm i frequently spent my lunch hour asleep on my coat somewhere, with a toilet roll for a pillow. classy.
vodka and champagne please.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:52,
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nobut once I saw my boss out at the bar but I wasn't drinking, then I got way drunk later and got sick, called into work and the boss was totally cool with it because she saw that I wasn't drinking at the bar.
Fascinating story, eh?
alt: yes.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:56,
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Not getting hammered per seBut having been to a gig in London, my friend and I thought it would be a great idea to go to the band's hotel (as suggested by the band - into the microphone, to the whole of Wembley Arena, not whispered coyly into our ears), whereupon we unsurprisingly found lots of other gig-goers and an unimpressed front desk, but no band. We'd missed our last train back so wandered around the capital until 7am, got home in time for a shower, then went to work.
I was sent home after falling asleep at my desk for the third time.
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This is very goodBit out of date. If you'd said the Scissor Sisters it would have been damn near flawless
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No ideaJake Shears is a screaming bender and, in case you hadn't noticed, their music is camp as tits
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'Camp as tits'?Are tits now considered camp or is this one of these 'young' things like calling good things 'bad'?
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Just a phrase a friend used to describe his boyfriend onceIt stuck with me because it makes me laugh. That is all.
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OK. I was worried that it was common parlance and I was missing out.(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I should imagine in a village somewhere.They seem like that kind of people.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:11,
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COCKTAILS, god, I fucking love a well made cocktail, I could drink from that cocktail all night if it was made right..
ALT: I HAVE BLACKBERRY THINGGY FOR MY IPHONE NOW, YAY, WHAT'S EVERYONE'S BLACKBERRY PINS?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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it's an app which tells you where to pickthe best blackberries
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:05,
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=Dwww.liveprofile.com
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:16,
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You'd fucking love Lounge Lover in Shoreditch.It's a bit wanky and not cheap but the cocktails are very good indeed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:05,
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Do you think your misses fancies going with me sometime?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:16,
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She finds you utterly repugnant. Sorry.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:25,
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Oh thank goodness, I wouldn't want to be in any club that would have me as a member.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:44,
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Nothing to do with the threadI just popped out to Tesco (other supermarket chains are available) and was winked at laviciously by a gay. The ability of these people to smell their own is remarkable. I do long astonishingly dapper today even by my own stratospheric standards, which probably helped.
As you were.
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What makes you presume he was a gayer?Might have just had something in his eye.
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he's just being homophobic(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:09,
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I refer you to my point about being able to smell their ownMy Gaydar is extremely well-honed and never fails. I can even tell you, without having met him, which B3tan is a closet gay. But won't. Because of the closet thing.
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It's not really outing them by calling them gay on the internet is it?(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I see what you're sayingBut there's a difference between making serious insinuations about someone's sexuality when they're trying to keep it secret, or struggling to come to terms with it, and "OMG UR SO GAY"
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actually a gayor 'in denial'?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17,
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okyou are gay
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:19,
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In denialwhich is a term a Uni friend of mine used to apply to any woman who said she didn't fancy him. Or "the female population of UEA", as it was also known
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so what you are sayingis that based on having talked to someone online that you know their sexuality better than they do
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:22,
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Yeah, I may have been making some or all of it upMAY have. What do you think?
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I think that in some elaborate triple bluffyou are talking about yourself.
because you are a dirt-road bandito
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:28,
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Nice one. Miniature lol for that.Let's be honest, it wouldn't make a blind bit of difference to you lot where my sexual orientation lay, would it?
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it would shock me greatly if anyone actually cared(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:31,
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ExactlyIt's not like if I actually did come out and told everyone "and I find all these gay references highly offensive, please desist" anyone would pay attention
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isn't that exactly what you did when you joined?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:40,
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Without actually being gay, yeah, more or lessThen I worked out the rules of the game
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it's interesting to see how people reactyour hissy fits, Bobby's belligerence...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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Monty going out and finding a rent boy,Crowsephine letting his wrists flap backwards and forwards before having sex with Lampito in an attempt to hide his true self ...
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Knowing what I do now about /OTI cringe for any newbies trying to join in
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you seem to be doing ok(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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by which I meanthey haven't been abused non-stop. I have no idea about the quality of posting
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:02,
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No diggityMuch better than I did. Although I think it's fair to say I had a rougher ride than most
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no one noticed me appearI was all subtle, like
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:59,
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you're lucky the gay thing caught onotherwise you'd be mocked for what is a more real aspect; your horrible slimy lechery.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:05,
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Yeah, I certainly didn't plan for it to happen that way round*taps forehead*
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we're just a bunch of cunts(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:59,
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I think the dutch schteve thing outed him a while back(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:12,
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Hi AlDid you, or did you not, eat any of those buns on the train home?
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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£100 says they were all gone before he actually boarded the train.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:18,
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No, I waited until I got homeand then me and the wife had them for dinner.
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I need to ascertain whether Mrs Al actually got any.Buns, I mean. He was in no fit state to provide any other services.
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:20,
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This morning I pushed a spider into my toiletand then did a poo on it.
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It's shame you didn't.This type of behaviour saddens me so much, I may not be able to provide you with any more buns.
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:26,
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Oh she got some alright.But then I had to go because Al was waddling back from the station covered in cake crumbs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:22,
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I had a such a wonderous mental image of Al waddling, that I was forced to click 'I like this'(
thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:26,
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Thanks :)it was a lovely day out.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:34,
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I'm pretty good thanksI liked your comment about gay foxes earlier.
Did you get home okay on Sunday, despite the missing persons report?
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Thanksyeah got home okay, but very late. Were you tipsy by the time you headed off?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:54,
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Not terriblyI reckon the gin was watered down. Or the drinks other people bought me were in fact just tonic water.
Thankyou for buying me drinks though!
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you're welcomethe gin was a little weak, but doubles solved that
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:11,
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ok that was a weird thing to come back to(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:48,
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Serves you right for pork levering during office hours. (
thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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I was working :(I am fucking hungry though. I may have to be really bad and have subway later. But only as it's the best sub of the day day
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:51,
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he was, he fucked off at threeAnd weirdly I carried on working!?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:52,
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YeahI have another two days to do anything that needs doing *relaxes* Although tomorrow is only 10 - 4 yay
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:54,
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I'll bet you were at the mince counter.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:12,
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he was standing near the fruits(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:17,
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caressing the pork truncheon meat(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:22,
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taking it up aisle 2(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:29,
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Inserting a penis into a bum until it explodes sperm into the rectal passage(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:45,
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OH MY GOD! What fucking supermarkets do YOU shop in?I see your Asda caught fire the other day
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:47,
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I imagine Gonz tried to fit it into his deep-fat fryer. (
thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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Sir, what are you doing with that?No, it's slright, this is going to be brilliant!
Sir, I really don't think you're allowed to plug that in within the store ...
Look what I made! Isn't it great! Oh. It looks like those cereal packets are on fire ...
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Hahahahahahahahwww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1381305/Kung-Fu-Fighting-composer-Carl-Douglas-defends-racist-pub-singer-Simon-Ledger.html
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:00,
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Brilliant"Police sources suggested there was more to the allegation of racially aggravated harassment than just his performance."
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thealternativefact, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:02,
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And the fact that they found him in a chinese restaurant when they arested him!(, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)
hahahahahaThat song was number 1 the week I was born. TRUFAX.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:04,
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The whole thing is a little bit frightening, eh?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:10,
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The police acted quickly.As fast as lightning you might say.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:11,
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More than once, and nope, they didn't notice anymore than they usually do when I roll in still pissedAlt: Beer please!
I'll need it to go with this stuff for tomorrow...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 16:01,
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