What's the dress like?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:05, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Formal.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I feel a bit sorry for Kate as she probably had zero input into her own wedding
And can't get drunk at the reception either
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

And to think at the end of the day she is to be mounted...
...by that inbred fuckwit.
Best day of her life, eh?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Having to work today suddendly doesn't seem so bad...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I take it he is not in your top five hunk list?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)

he's not in my top 500

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Does the fact that he is amazingly wealthy somewhat outweigh...
...his lack of good looks?
Or in other words - would you marry a Royal for the lifestyle?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

No
I like being able to be naughty without risk of it making the front page
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

*calls the Mirror*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

...or being killed in a Parisian underpass.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Also a valid point

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

The fucking baldy cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Kate?
Did she really show her gash on the way up the aisle?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Has anyone had a fight yet?
Love a good fight at a wedding.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Or a drunk uncle tries to finger a bridesmaid.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I hope Phil the Greek makes an almighty gaff and insults one of the darkie kings.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

They will probably have him sedated for the day.
Shame really - as he really is one of the best examples against the pro Royal "they do so much for diplomacy" argument.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

aren't all the bridesmaids under 10?
Still, with some of the guests, you never know..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Elton John is there
And I went upstairs and they are watching it in the shop and I think I saw Cameron shoved in a corner
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

surely the page boys are more at risk from Elton?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Look at the history.
Isabella of Valois, second wife of Richard II married at six. Eleanor of Castile married Edward I aged 10.
Do you think these bastards care?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

When she bends abit you can see her gash :)

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

You'd better not be lying.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

He was.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

WORRA CUNT, EH?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Soz i'm not even watching a tv

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Was it on the radio then?
"And here is the Royal bride being led by her...ooooh, I think we had a glimpse of clunge there..."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

i was on my iphone the other night
somewhere on the tube and it was trying to pick up random wi-fi.

someone, somewhere in kensington, has named their wi-fi...

THE CLUNGEMASTER
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

haha, epic win.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Yes indeed.
What are the odds he lives alone and will be for some time?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

there isn't a bookmaker in the land that will give you odds on such a certainty...

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

what are the odds that he has never seen a clunge in the flesh
never mind "mastered" one (whatever the fuck THAT entails)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I think you have to "level up" or something.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I thought that was to do with becoming a Freemason?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Perhaps there is a clue.
He has looked at an image of a 'Clunge' and 'Mastur'bated himself blind. (Idea taken from Dan Brown's upcoming blockbuster.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

i loves this i do

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Ah, designed by someone who went to my school
They'll make a big thing out if this :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

the dress is quite nice
tv is off now though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

the dress is v nice actually
and i normally don't like big cream meringues, either on a plate or a person
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I don't think it's that much of a meringue...
it's nicely shaped though. And it doesn't have puffy sleeves.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

it's not in the slightest bit a meringue, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

it is a bit
to me, anything that isn't a slim fitting sheath errs on the side of meringue.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I've only seen BBC photos
but it looks pretty slim fitting to me. But I'm hardly a dress conniseur...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

how long does it go on for?
the train I mean, anything under 100m will be disappointing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

i think they said something about 2 metres

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Not even trying

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:55, Reply)

these modern royals

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I dunno.
the only photo I've seen was a close up as I desparately tried to find something on BBC news that wasn't about the wedding of two posh fuckers that I couldn't give less of a flying cock about.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

nah
it's quite pouffy. but lovely, i must admit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Are you talking about the dress, or Prince Edward?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

apparently
it's andrew who's genuinely totally and utterly a raving bender.

edward just looks like one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:58, Reply)

roffle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 29 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)