What happened?
Did you aim at the wrong hole or bring up the whole "piss thing" too early?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I had her her in the classic "bowling ball pinch"
and was spanking her when she burst into tears.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I still say, the art of fingering has been lost now all the kids these days go straight for the fucking.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:24, Reply)

how many kids did you have to have sex with before you found this out?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Fair point
I was referring to the growing amount of teenage pregnancies. If they stuck to fingering and the occasional blowie, then we would have far less of a problem.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I'll vote for you as Sex education minister

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:28, Reply)

typical man
always wanting a blow job but not willing to go down on a lady
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Me personally, I'm very happy to be going down on a lady
but have you seen some of the skanks around who have babies? I bet very few of them keep their muffs clean.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)

clearly if they're stupid enough to screw them without a condom i imagine they're stupid enough to chomp down

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

In before AA recants his predilections for such activities

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)

He does love a munchy box.
Even if he does like to leave the onion rings until the next morning.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:35, Reply)

You are on fire today

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

There's no harm in admitting that!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)

OH DEAR GOD, HAS ANYONE BEEN KEEPING AND EYE ON OUR SYSTEM? I FEAR IT MIGHT BE GETTING SMASHED UP.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)