i would have liked to come
but instead am going to the BEST hotel on the beach in dorset, it's chocolate themed, and you get unlimited chocolate all day. i made sure we booked the white chocolate suite.

then i rememberered that i don't eat chocolate any more. FML.

had i been there, however, it would have answered rory's question for you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Why are you not eating chocolate anymore?

( girlinthehole, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:52, Reply)

it reminds me of something i want badly to forget!
i'll get over it, but in the meantime i am relishing the emo-ness of it, because it stops me eating chocolate, which has got to be a good thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:56, Reply)

*Memories* Naked Piston in the chocolate fountain, a couple very much in love

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:57, Reply)

funnily enough
you can order your very own chocolate fountain in the hotel we're staying in. i could re-create the magic...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:59, Reply)

WHO'S BEEN STICKING THEIR NOB IN THE NUTELLA AGAIN?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:15, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaaa
my flatmate loves the stuff, she'd never look at it in the same light again!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I rekon you'd blow off at least one fat virgin with poor personal hygiene there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:53, Reply)

oooh are you going to be in dorset too???
woohoo, threesome!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Man I'll break out my FISTING gloves for that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:00, Reply)

you mean your boxing gloves?
erm. maybe i'll just play with the chocolate fountain whilst you do my friend?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Man / woman details please
Gaz a few intimate photos, it best not be munchy box time
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:02, Reply)

she has long dark hair and green eyes and big boobs
and irritatingly everyone always thinks we are sisters (my brother loves to wind us up by calling us "special sisters"). she lives in south manchester and has appeared in the odd story on here from time to time (most notably involving a tampon and anal sex).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Right I'm there, I'll try and have a wash but well you know, the six month stink has set in, and there's little that I can do about my virginity
You'll both fackin love it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:08, Reply)

I'll bring my warhammer game board

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I didn't think Warhammer uses a board.
You tell me though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)

huff HUff HUFF HUFF *WHERE@S MY INHALER*
www.games-workshop.com/gws/catalog/productDetail.jsp?prodId=prod730814&_requestid=2182102
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:15, Reply)

i have "guess who's naked"
which is a "hilarious" adult version of the kiddies' favourite (actually it IS funny that all the black guys have cocks like bratwurst and all the white guys have chippolatas), we can have a game-off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Racism AGAINST WHITES is never funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:16, Reply)

this is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)

My willy is tiny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)

there is no need to state the obvious

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:20, Reply)

yes there is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:21, Reply)

You'll be pwned by warhammer

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)

yeah yeah like you'd do anything after a MFF threesome involving unlimited chocolate
other than collapse on the floor and snore!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)

there is an ocean right outside
and the room has a roll-top bath and a monsoon drench shower.

there is no excuse for stinking.

we'll just cover you in chocolate to mask the smell anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:13, Reply)

get a room you two.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:14, Reply)

dude
can't you read? we already HAVE the room.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:15, Reply)

You make a lovely couple.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)

:D Thanks for the gaz, I'll ask my mummy if I can go

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:18, Reply)

tell her we promise to have you in bed before 7

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 May 2011, 19:19, Reply)