lucy got gin poisoning
HLT ate so much cake she exploded
Warmfuzzyfeeling knitted herself a cocoon and has been in hibernation
Spakka got recruited by an international spy agency
Melicious is in jail for a crime she didn't commit
Kaol is still on the run
Ethelred lives by the coast and, due to global warming and rising sea levels, drowned
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:17, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

WFF had herself a gorgeous bouncing baby boy, she looks well happy.
But that's not as exciting, so I'll go with the crocheted cocoon thing, yeah.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

People with kids are losers

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:23, Reply)

WOOHOO

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)

That reminds me
Kroney, Vippers and I occasionally congratulate ourselves on being the Childless Men of B3ta. We'd like a badge please.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Can I join the Barren Men club please.
The logo could be a sperm with a broken tail or something.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Would you
want to be part of a club that would let you join?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Not really, no.
I want to be asked to join the Masons, so I can tell them to fuck off.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Me too, with a slight amendment
the Masons Manchester United
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

They're not allowed to ask you
you have to ask them. My dad's one and he kept droping heavy hints.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Yes you can, just for that idea
Now design the damn badge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Pfft!
Get to 45 without having kids and then you can have a bloody badge.

Although I must admit to it being easy when no-one wants to have sex with you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

If I get to 45 without children
I'll be a happy man.
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

I am supremely confident of my ability to do so
Because Ms Foxtrot categorically will not bear my child, and it's unlikely that anyone else will shag me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Fighting them off with a shitty stick, me.
Oh yes. Not a moment to myself...
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Stop wearing Lynx
It does wonders for the amount of free time you get
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Do you want kids?
I could probably get hold of some at a very reasonable price
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:36, Reply)

No.
I'm just stating how easy it was for me not to get impregnated.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

By avoiding catface?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)

And only allowing bum sex.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)