My computer's internet connection has suddenly become horse's arse
It's taking forever to refresh, which is obviously impacting my ability to make witty remarks with breathtaking speed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I hadn't noticed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I'll set 'em up, baby...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

*bat*
park
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I misread that as *pat* bark and thought you were calling me a dog
You BITCH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

i read it as "pat berk"
you wish!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I think we all do, Swipey
If by "pat" you mean "enjoy a drink in the delightful company of"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Have you tried turning it off
and turning it back on again?
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I don't work in IT
I don't have that kind of technical know-how

Luckily it seems to be sorted now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Hah, muggles.

( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

feckin IT
like the last one i had up here, who had to ring his own helpdesk. 5 times he tried. 5 times he got the answerphone. yeah, welcome to our world. eventually he turned to me, looking genuinely baffled, and said "gosh it's hard to get through to us isn't it?"

*seethes*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Muggles are boring to talk to, all they do is complain.
Hardly surprising we don't answer.
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)

geek

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Given your stories of your interactions with technology
I imagine your number is listed under "Do Not Answer" on their phones. Your techie's only mistake was forgetting that.
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

IT support are useless gits the world over, end of story

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Lolwakkily we refer to them as the SH dept. SH-IT, geddit?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Sadly a lot of them are shit.
Much of the time a company will employ one of their own who "knows computers" as their IT support, rather than hiring professionals.

I've spoken to "colleagues" who've been proper donkeys.
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Ours are proffesionally shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)

How so?

( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

They don't install the spell-check extension to his browser.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 5 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)