Beer

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There was too much beer last night
and tonight there will be MOAR beer and too much wine
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Beer shall be consumed tomorrow lunchtime
and more beer shall be consumed at a BBQ on Sat/Sun
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Best one yet
What kind of beer?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:24, Reply)

The beer is called Posh
from Yeovil brewery
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Should be from Peterborough really

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Then it'd be called "Shit", wouldn't it?
Oh no, Derby bagsied that a long time ago
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:31, Reply)

my friend is getting married in derby soon
i sincerely hope it's on the outskirts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:38, Reply)

i.e. London

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:48, Reply)

the outskirts of Derby
is where the people who don't quite live in Derby, or Nottingham, or Burton on Trent live.

and they are terrifying people.
(gavin_millicent, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Rumour has it that the makers of 2000 AD based the Cursed Earth from Judge Dredd on Derbyshire

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I had one of the worst nights of my life in Derby
I was on the bus into town to dump a girl.

the bus ran over a dog.

unpleasant.

I lived in Derby for a year during my degree. it was the worst year of my life.
(gavin_millicent, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)

There really is no point or purpose to Derby, save to make people who live in Stoke feel better about their city
We should purge the country of its hellishness. Nothing would be lost.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:17, Reply)

apart from
2 of the best freerunners in the country.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z40Hy8F7Md8

and www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNvJy0zoXOY

something about all the concrete and dullness inspires mentalists to leap off/between/on to things.
(gavin_millicent, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I can do that but I don't want to

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 5 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

The irony

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)

That's Scunthorpe man!
Stop getting mixed up
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Yeovil is a shit place
but the brewery is good.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Not forgetting the sheepskin centre.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:48, Reply)