I've been having really disturbing dreams lately that wake me up and make me think "Oh thank goodness, that didn't happen.".
I think the most borring conversation I've had with a b3tan was with some guy at a bash who spoke to me for what seriously felt like 2 hours about his football club, it was some small backwards football club which probably lends their football pitch to the local primary school to use during lunch hour. OH CHRIST, that was teddious.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:27, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Teddious - Wishing the person you were talking to gets attacked by a bear.

See also: Tiggious
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)

hahahaha!
clickyclicky
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I've spoken to Al about this - he needs to stop.

( thealternativefact, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

haha
Hello you, back in civilisation yet?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I had to sail back on a bale of hay, and now I'm at work, so that's shit.
PASTIES!
( thealternativefact, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:42, Reply)

was it me?
It's entirely possible.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)

It could be, do you remember having the most borring conversation that has ever been said by anyone to anyone since the dawn of history?
Because if you do, then it very well could be you.

i can't remember what you look like, sorry.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Actually, no, there was some guy who went on and on about CRT telivisions, that was on par.
Oh god, I really hope that isn't you too, I just can't remember.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Oh God I really hope it is

( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

no interest in them
Phew!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)

He looks like if one of the Hairy Bikers got chronic AIDS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

One can but dream

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I'm usually pretty good at keeping it brief unless there's active interest
as in, some actual football conversation, not just "really, how interesting".

So I hope it wasn't me. I'll apologise on their behalf anyway.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)

It's OK if it was, at least there was Content involved... Monty was so smacked up on smack crack cocain that he left out that component when rambling on and on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

It's true!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

<3 u(r misses)

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)

YOU'RE DOING IT AGAINzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I can guarantee this wasn't me.
If you had said "parsnips" instead of "football", then maybe. You didn't, though.
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)