By contrast to the previous thread, what's the most interesting conversation you've had with b3tans?
I'd say Enigsomething was great about Open Source Drugs and his philosphy stuff, I thought it was something that died out with the romans and greeks, but it's quite relivent today.

I've had lots of fasinating conversations, tell me some of yours, with b3tans.

Alt: Cus someone out on here in the form of written Hip Hop.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:20, 65 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yo mamma!
I don't come here for the fascinating talk, I come here for the lols.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)

fo' shizzle

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)

omg Broadsword and I chitchat a bit on the phone sometimes when we're hammered.
Last time was fantastic, talking about b3tans, oh man, it was so much fun.

alt: hocus pocus, you da dopest
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:26, Reply)

The gayest nigga on the 'net in any form or shape
is the Hi Tec sportin' homo known as NakedApe
He and Foxtrot go to Clapham Common double-teamin'
Reamin' and screamin', the semen demon
He lives in west London where the chutneys parade
Claims to have a wife - what a fuckin' charade
We all know the truth but if you want the proof
His mum once caught him wanking off to Musical Youth - it's like THAT.

*B-boy stance*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:34, Reply)

*polite applause*

( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)

*loud whooping and circular fist motions whilst cupping own slats*
That what yo' mamma duuurz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:39, Reply)

You're wasted running a catalogue business.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

This is frequently the case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

grudging applause
*drives by*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

nothing i could actually repeat on here without being sued...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

No-one is going to sue you.
You're a lawyer.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Conveyancing lawyer.
Your feet wouldn't touch the ground if she didn't get right of way over your bothy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:40, Reply)

My bothy has been well tread already.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Easy access?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Stupidly easy.
And open all year.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)

*Applies for tickets during the hottest and stickiest months*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Don't forget the plastic sheeting.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:46, Reply)

So I can dump you roadside afterwards?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)

+on
Germanlolz
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Why not. I've been treated worse.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

This makes me sad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

me too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

er - FUCK YOU TOO
conveyancing my arse, i'm a highly specialised contentious property litigator!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I know.
Joshing, like.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

You might just end up being alcantara instead.
HAHAHA
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Not suede.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Patently not true.

( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)

monty talking about music
Kitty talking about cupcakes
Applebite talking about her 'religion'

I can't pick a winner
(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:43, Reply)

also anyone talking about zombies

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Because we know you're in there, we can smell your.....
BRAAAAIINS!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I fucking love zombies.

( girlinthehole, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Your monologue about the cycle paths of Milton Keynes
remains for me a shimmering beacon of literature. A veritable colossus of rhetoric, striking the perfect balance between factual revelation and personal insight, the likes of which humbles the very language from which it was hewn. There are posts...there are great posts....and then there is 'The Redways'.

******** Paul Ross, News of the World.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Aaah the Redways of fair Milton Keynes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

*holds up lighter*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Not forgetting not one but several public houses dating back to the Medieval Ages

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Forget them at your peril, adventurer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

"It was fucking shit"
Ahmed Boyce; Turkish Daily Record.
( Kroney, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

*smuggles heroin*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

i just lolled in my grandmothers living room.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Did she forget how to use a chair or something?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Chompy's grandmother is Michael Barrymore?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I'd love to say I understood this
i was suggesting that she was suffering some sort of hilarous mental deteriation, like when they start shitting i their hands and wiping on the wall
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Bar my exam in June my overall mark for this year has been a 1st.
Found out today that all my assignments have been marked and my marks are gooooood!

Answer to q: I'm dull and shit so nothing with no one!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

exhibit a.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Where's his spaz flipper?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Thats Nemo's dad

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Cool, I know less about Nemo than you *INTERNET WIN*
I think I watched about 10 minutes of it in Currys once
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I have kids
MINE!MINE!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Finding Nemo is like one of THE BEST animated films EVER.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I prefer "tentacle sex monster from the deep into the deep"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I'm all about the barbs.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:47, Reply)

What are you reading?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:23, Reply)

'Spot's First Ball'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

The hide and seek Hitler edition.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Points to South Kensington

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Richard and judy's Pick of the week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:30, Reply)

LOL

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Bed Primary Education

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)

nonce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Jew

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

*profit*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Is that the pop-up edition ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:39, Reply)

*scratches record*
His name is Foxtrot, he's a Nottingham gent
He claims to be straight, but we all know he's bent
Down in Norwich, where the turnips grow
He rents out his bottom as a cottaging ho
Comms are his business, he loves to dance
With a beautiful girl, he has a "romance"
A beard more like, we all know the truth
He likes to ream out unsuspecting youth

*BWOY*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Superb.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 May 2011, 16:41, Reply)