Saturday! Saturday! Saturday is rainy and rubbish
But I'm work so it can rain all it likes.

What are you lot doing? Nothing if I know you, probably just looking at pictures of naked ladies online / scouting out rohypnol deals (delete according to Chompyness).

If you won the lottery would you carry on working in some capacity? I think a part time job in a charity shop would be quite good. Get to judge people quite a lot, chat to nice old ladies
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:17, 57 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

morning mate
just watching the news. I would buy a tattoo shop, a drum shop and a restaurant so I could have fun in 3 different places.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I like the idea of owning a returaunt
but think the reality would suck.

Ooh I'd like to travel the world and get tattoos from loads of different places, and go to Hawaii and get one that they do with bits of bambo rather than needles
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Hmm, the missus would like to run a little veggie restaurant
I think her being a social worker is probably less stressful.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

owning/running or working in a restaurant
would be my idea of hell
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I think I'd stay in my job but work part-time
at least for a while. I quite enjoy bits of it. Also I suspect that if left to my own devices I'd spend all the money far too quickly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Today I shall be paying a deposit on my new flat so NERR
Although to be fair I do have looking at pictures of naked ladies online pencilled in for later.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

yay! which one did you pick?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

the swanky Orion one with the designer interior
just filled in a bunch of paperwork and set my moving in date. WOO!!!!!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 7 May 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I'm about to have a shower and a shave before going to the pub pre-football.
'Ave it!

If I won the lottery I'd be amazed. I never buy a ticket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:40, Reply)

It's HYPERTHETICAL
There's always one and it's always you.

I read a hillarious story about football the other day!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Tell me about the hillarious story, go on. Make me laugh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

It was all about match fixing in international friendlies
And there were a few good ones, but the best was when Bharain beat Togo 3 - 0 then after Togo called and said erm our team is still here so we're not sure who you actually played....

I laughed but it had been a long day... you can read about them all here www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/8496779/The-matches-that-sparked-the-doubts.html
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Just done dishes and hung washing out since it's bizarrely nice Oop North today
Then I have new shoes to buy for new job on Monday, and £30 Waterstones vouchers from old workmates to spend. Then pub with mate this afternoon and Miss Beekers is treating me to Thai tonight. Life is more than a bit good at the moment.

I'd open a nice little second hand bookshop if I won the lottery. Fuck profits, it would just be a cool place for various friends and oddballs to hang out. Or just my balls.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:44, Reply)

HEY YOU!
ooh what's the job?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Hola!
Purchasing assistant for an advertising company. More cash, even though it means venturing to wonderful Wakefield every day.

How's your excellent self?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Oi.
Pulled Apart by Horses?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Miss Beekers used to work with the singer
Good band :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)

My mate knows one of the musicians.
I've been listening recently, good stuff.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Would have been to see them last week for Leeds Music Live
But I was soaking up the Catalan sun. A sacrifice I was more than willing to make!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Not too bad thanks :)
went to the filming of HIGNFY on Thursday it was awesome! You can hear me laughing after the eagle impression :p

I'm going to watch thet TT Closer to the edge film on Monday with a very sexy lady so something to look forward to!

You watching the F1 later
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Is that still going?
Have they got a permanent presenter now or sticking to the one-off format?

Yay for sexy ladies!

Reckon I shall, been sorely lacking in F1 viewing so far this season.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:56, Reply)

They have a few reoccuring presenters now
Turkey is normally a fairly good race. And the Mercedes are going pretty fast. I demand Rosberg win a race this year!!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Cool, I may have to begin watching TV again
Just immersed in the 5-Season box set of Six Feet Under at the moment. Sublime stuff!

I just hope it's not a Vettel cakewalk all season. And that Alonso wins preceisely fuck all. Not too much to ask surely?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Yeah I've been addicted to Chuck recently
not watching much TV apart from moto racing
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Have you been following the BTCC this year?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I've caught bits and pieces but haven't been following it
Is it the usual demolition derby of previous years?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

There have been a few moments this season.
Jason Plato has managed the best accident so far this season.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2losyrki0w
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

aww it wasn't even his fault
I think ITV8 shows quite a lot of it, I will attempt to watch more!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Dexter's next on the list I think
Right, think I shall venture into town. Lovely as it is luxuriating in my lovely new living room :)

Have a lurvely day!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Working in a bookshop
is OK, but it's not the reading and arsing about-fest you think it is. I imagine this is true even if you run it yourself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I would start a pancake van and go to festivals
and fund my charity project properly. And buy A ROBOT!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)

And keep birds of prey and show them at schools and fetes
and buy some land and do a Johnny Kingdom.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

haha I would deface your van to read pancock

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Mmmmmm pancock.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:56, Reply)

15" pancocks no less :p

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Black pancocks.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I'd work otherwise I'd go mad
I like my current job, but I'd probably use the financial freedom to do a Phd and teach at a uni instead. Or perhaps I'd run a gallery
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)

You could give up work, train up your guinea pigs so that they are at least this good*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsUsxPJ3o1c

And then go on one of those talent shows.

*May contain annoying accents and shit tricks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

mine are still learning
not to be scared of everything. Higgs will come to get his nose stroked if I'm walking down the stairs behind the cage. Soon, though, I'll have them dancing and singing in harmony
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:16, Reply)

the "home alone" mansion just went up for sale, you could buy that
i'm so hungover i am dizzy and shaky and eating all i have in the flat - emmenthal cheese and pumpkin seeds crackers and mini silverskin onions. also my knees hurt because i passed out horizontally across my flatmate's bed when i got in at about 6. classy classy chick.

i am watching "america's next top model" and laughing at tyra screeeeaming at some girl and i am being horrified that they can't pronounce words like "magenta". who doesn't know what fucking "magenta" says?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 May 2011, 12:39, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2tVRLuKY_s
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 7 May 2011, 12:44, Reply)

hahahahahaha
genius
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Family coming to visit
and the shower is occupied dammit.

Alt: I used to think I would, but the sound of a lazy life is becoming more and more appealing to be honest
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 7 May 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Indeed!
I'd love to not have to work - I'd find plenty to do!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 7 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Exactly :)
I find it hard to believe people when they say they'd run out of things to do with the money
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:14, Reply)

But working when you don't have to is totally different
Working because you have to sucks arse.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:28, Reply)

this is prob v true
although i work stupid hours, i look at friends who've given up to have babies and i do wonder what the blue fuck they do all day. i mean, how much baby massage and baby yoga can you take?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Baby yoga?
Bloody hell.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 7 May 2011, 13:39, Reply)

i am not sure if i made that up
but it sounds as if it could be real
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

The parents probably weave their own denim,
and knit their own yoghurt too.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 7 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

sadly google assures me
it's real
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I'm guessing housework
but that in it's self is far worse than many jobs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'd go into business with Gonz
We'd buy a country cottage or two, with lots of land and set up retirement homes for all the old dogs you see in shelters who won't be re-homed. We'd also run a pet therapy service and take dogs to old people's homes, special needs schools and mental health patients. We'd be living our dream :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 7 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

See I'd like to visit
but I would need my own private toilet approximately 400 meters from yours
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Why a private loo 400 yards away?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 7 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

it's the trumps

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I misread that as "tramps".

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 7 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)