honestly gonz
I get enough of this shit from my 17 year old emo granddaughter.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You have a granddaughter?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:06, Reply)

technically, mr b3th does
but I've known her since she was 5, and i've always considered her and her little sister as my granddaughters.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

High Interest Bonds and a dodgy ticker?
Reeeespect.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)

you know it

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Wait a sec, hold on just one gosh darn minute, you have a 17 year old grand daughter?
Seriously? Unless you're a Martina Cole character, you don't look anywhere near enough to have adult grandkids.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

GUESS WHAT I MADE YESTERDAY !?!?!?!?!?
Mashed potato (more like 'smashed', I only had a fork) with butter and english mustard and mature chedder.
AND saussages and mushrooms and onions in a creamy mustardy sauce using cream and maskapony and english mustard and salt and pepper..... it was so0o0o0o0o0o0oh nice, seriously.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 8 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

What cheese can you hide a horse in?

( Kroney, Sun 8 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Jamaica?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 8 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

a really big piece of brie

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 13:31, Reply)

cottage

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 8 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

mascarpone
also, how do you get a bear to eat cheese? camembert.

and what cheese can you see in the mirror? halomi...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 15:36, Reply)