I would suggest you put a picture of you belming.

( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

this would actually make me laugh a lot
but it comes back to bite you in the peachy arse.

i made the colossal mistake of belming at my brother when he had a camera. now he has a lovely framed photograph of me. you know, one of those soppy clinton cards frames with captions. it says...

SPECIAL SISTER

i hate him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:35, Reply)

hahaha
your brother gets points for that one, fair play
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:36, Reply)

it's very very annoying!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Haha!
I bet he has it in full few of all visitors too.
( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Maybe you aren't actually bleming and he thinks he has captured the 'real' you.
Or maybe it is just the best picture of you he has seen.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:44, Reply)

or maybe, if you bend over
i can stick it right up your hairy marmite love tunnel. broken glass and all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 18:52, Reply)

hehehe!

( girlinthehole, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:00, Reply)

it's certainly silenced jeff!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I've been standing here, bent over for a good ten minutes now.
And so far, no one has tried to ram a picture of you looking like a mong up my arse.

A prime example of broken britain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:09, Reply)

what a charming image

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Witty and charming?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:17, Reply)

not that fucking bad

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Look.
If you're not going to shove that picture up my arse, can you just say.

I'm getting back-ache from being bent over.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:23, Reply)

well i have to go down to the library now
so you can just wait there
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Get a bloody room you two.
This is like Moonlighting.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 8 May 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Moonlighting was shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

You'll be ages.
Fuck it. I'm pulling my under-crackers back up and I'm going to watch 'The Cube' with Pip Schofield.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 8 May 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I was most disappointed when I saw that The Cube was on telly
I thought they were showing that film The Cube. Not that I watch films really, but if I did, I think I would watch that one at least half way through.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)