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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i got a message on the dating site
apparently my smile "...it' like a star can light the sky .it is a candle could light the rooms." and that "...sincerly your beauty is typical."

I'm not sure how to take it
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Run away!

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Ni! Ni! Ni!

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Shrubbery!

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:31, Reply)
oh darn!
I was about to book my ticket to Morrocco as well :(

why is it always north africa?
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:30, Reply)
I wouldn't mind a nice bedouin chappie whisking me off to Timbuktu.
Yes I've read 'The Sheltering Sky'.
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I haven't
perhaps I should since that's where I get a disproportionate number of messages from
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Why don't you ask him what your beauty is typical of?

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I thought perhaps it was the kind of 'typical'
people say when they are pissed off with someone
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:34, Reply)
He might have meant "topical."
Perhaps he thinks you look like Alex Salmond.
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:38, Reply)
For that matter
why is it always african men who when I walk out of a club offer to 'walk me back home' and then follow me for ages?
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:54, Reply)
That's it
Run away and work in my doughnut van. Selling doughnuts to my soon to be fat ex-boyfriends.
(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:30, Reply)
say what?

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:31, Reply)
What?

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:32, Reply)
eh?

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)
huh?

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:35, Reply)
pardon?

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Exonerate?

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:37, Reply)
waht the cunting fuck?

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I have no idea.

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:39, Reply)
nor me

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:40, Reply)
It's Chico time!

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Getta your ice cream! Tootsie-frootsie ice cream!

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Pimp rag, tootsie pop and a cane.

(, Sun 8 May 2011, 21:45, Reply)

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