I'm going to do some exercise

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This
I ate a shameful amount of ice cream on holiday and now I feel guilty and fat.
(berk, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:30, Reply)

food eaten on holiday contains no calories
This is actual, scientific, FACT.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 May 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I wish this were true
but my burgeoning belly says otherwise.
(berk, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I'm going to dinner with my friend tomorrow.
I've missed her loads and it will be lovely and it's in a gorgeous bistro.
But how the fuck do I do that without getting fat!?
I'll fill up on veg and water but there's still wine and sauce and oh gawd.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:35, Reply)

skip lunch
eat a nice dinner

you shouldn't do it often, but one day won't hurt!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I can't skip lunch
but I'll make sure it's only veg/salad/fruit and small, so it'll have no bearing on the naughtiness later.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:37, Reply)

and one naughty meal is not going to hurt!
it's when you eat out 7 nights a week that you don't fit into your skirt. she says, very sadly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Better not to skip any meal,
as your metabolism thinks you're going through trouble and will keep more energy from your next meal. Better have 6 meals a day, but with low calories.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

It's only one meal, you'll be fine
just have salad and fruit for lunch that day and the one after and it'll all balance out.
(berk, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I reckon DJTP won't want you if you get fat...
... me and you should totally go down KFC and eat a bucket of _just_ the skins.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:05, Reply)

One day I'll learn to say "Hello, how are you?" instead.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I'm thinking about joining a gym
to do some yoga. It'll have to be in London. I was thinking about a Virgin gym. Have you ever tried them?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Me no do gyms!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

i'm a virgin member!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I can only assume this was deliberate
Nonetheless; HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:38, Reply)

it wasn't! but
it's safe to say i'm not the only one on here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

The difference is,
Chompy actually is a virgin but claims otherwise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:41, Reply)

So you're with Virgin then
are they any good? The gyms look nice, but I'm more for the lessons than the machines.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

they are good
but some are better than others - esp outside london!

they do quite good short term membership options though, so i'd go for one month if i were you and see what you think. just remember to take a careful note of how/when to terminate it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Thanks for the advice
I think I'll go for a tester in 2 weeks. I'm just interested on the yoga and the swimming pool. Usually I prefer to exercise outdoors.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Internet person in Virgin gym lolz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Yes
Just for the joke, you see? I'm not a virgin, really.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

LIES!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Prove it!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

*attempts hymen examination*
*is slapped and arrested*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:44, Reply)

You deserve
for doubting my word. And I could have broken the hymen myself.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I used to go to a Virgin gym
it was very nice, but expensive.
(berk, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:40, Reply)

mine is about £70 a month with a corporate deal for my firm i think
personal trainer is then £150
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Wow!
That's a lot of money!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I noe someone who goes to the ken one, he states that it's populated by knobs, is this troo?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)

it's kensington darling
of course there are nobs there

there's also some total plebs, can only assume the council is paying for them as some kind of yoof scheme or something, as they have different coloured passes and shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)

OMG I BET THEY@RE COLOURED WITH CRIPPLED LIMBS AND HAVE SHITTY TURD WORLD DISEASES

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

WTF?
£150? How often to you get er...one to ones?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)

once a week

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Holy shit
That's crazy money.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

it's a v spoiled thing to do though!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Out of interest.
What does a personal trainer actually do. I'm guessing you've already got a schedule of exercise from the gym, based on what you are trying to achieve. So where does the personal trainer fit in?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

book a freebie at your local gym
is the best way to explain it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Fuck that.
I'll just google it instead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Is he hot?
He'd have to be for that kind of dosh.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

he is a she!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I see.....
...so is she hot?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 May 2011, 14:03, Reply)

They are expensive, yes
but they have swimming pool, and they're very close to the office. There're no gyms with sp in Redhill at all.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 9 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)