1. People who say 'haitch' should be boiled alive.
2. Eastern European jeanswear and those that sport it - namely bull-necked Slavs in 'muscle vests' and 'hair gel'.
3. People who just won't listen, like my pal Mumbles who's just 'informed' me that Jimi Hendrix is buried in Ireland despite his gravestone and funeral both being in Seattle. I suggested that perhaps he meant Phil Lynott. No, apparently I'm wrong, he 'saw it on a programme'. My proposition that this programme was 'Jimmy Hill's World of Facts is, I am told, 'not funny'.
4. Coming over here and stealing our jobs
5. NICK CLEGG AND HIS CRONIES
6. People calling themselves 'Kroney' and their semi-religious obsession with German shit-mags
7. Povvos, thickoes, Deacons etc spoiling my view of this beautiful sceptred isle

These things and many more make me shake my head in despair for the human race.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like how "what do you hate" threads
seem to act as a Monty invocation spell
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I have a 'bigot' version of 'gaydar'
Great show on Hitler's bodyguards on this evening. If I hadn't have watched and recorded it yesterday I'd be tempted.

I'm also on here because my friend is talking complete gibberish and I want him to leave, so I'm looking 'busy on the computer'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:29, Reply)

yup
there's important shit going down on here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:35, Reply)

How did the call with the mentalist go -
Have you got your daughter for the perfectly resonable request of being able to take her to your mothers birthday party?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:35, Reply)

YES I HAVE.
Were Mumbles not here I would be committing 'the sin of Onan' with aplomb, gusto and, dare I say it, gumption, in celebration of this fabulous result for 'Team Middle* Class'

*upper middle, thank you very much if it's all the same with you. No, really.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:48, Reply)

Crack on with it, I say
a screaming LPW should soon see the back of him.
(berk, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I'm not so sure. He's a bit 'metrosexual'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Well, if he asks to join in
you'll have a really, really good excuse to ask him to leave.
(berk, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I think if Monty whipped his cock out
and began wanking away, his friend couldn't be blamed for misreading the situation.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I fully approve of this anti-social attitude
Fling the door open and tell him never to darken it again
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Good call there Rory.
I don't like darkies coming through my door either.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)

If he doesn't piss off soon I'm going to do a poo on a tray, slam it in the old 'frost-free'
and stick on 'Space Truckin' by Deep Purple whilst making creepy eyebrow gestures at him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 10 May 2011, 22:52, Reply)

that'll just bring Kroney calling

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:03, Reply)

As I read that first one
I assumed it was Roota.
I'm surprised how short your list actually was.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 May 2011, 22:31, Reply)