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Guten Morgen, Schatzi
du grosser Schwüler!
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Well that's not very nice
Un tres bon matin a vous aussi. Est-ce que je peux vous tutoyer?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)
We're a cosmopolitan bunch aren't we.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)
You certainly are
Born in Lancashire but living in Yorkshire?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)
that's not cosmopolitan
that's defection.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)
It's brave is what it is

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:46, Reply)
I'm on the border.
So not much of a defection and I lived in the midlands for six years.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Hmm
Where in the Midlands? I need to determine whether or not I can still plow you
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Coventry.
Three years at Cov poly and three years getting off my tits.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Isn't Warwick Uni Cov poly? ;)

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)
It's all changed now.
Cov poly is now the Lanchester? university.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)
I was more taking the piss
about Warwick Uni being most definitely geographically slap bang in Coventry.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)
You'd need to be off your tits to live in Coventry
Congratulations, you still qualify as lengthworthy. If it had been D***y, well, that'd be different.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Huzzah!

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Say that during, would you?
I like a Northern posh lass
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Duly noted.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)
oxymoron
oxy
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)
mais bien sûr chéri.
Parce-ce qu'on s'adore, n'est-ce pas?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)
:-) je suis heureux
Personne d'autre ne parlent le français? Cela pourrait être amusant.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Ce que c'est amusant
c'est que tu mélanges le français parfait avec le français écolier.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Mon Francais n'est pas aussi bon qu'il a été
Quand j'ai dix-huit ans j'avait parfait Francais. Mais mes cheveux sont beaucoup mieux maintenant
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Now steady on
I wouldn't go that far.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)
You didn't see my hair when I was 18
That was fun, I allowed myself to assume the rest of B3ta believed we were whispering sweet nothings at each other
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)
you would laugh your tits off is you saw a picture of me as a teenager
I really didn't grow into my looks until I was thirty.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Growing into one's looks can happen in your 30's?
So there's hope for me yet?
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:59, Reply)
here's hoping
*crosses fingers*
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Cos obviously if I suddenly become vaguely attractive you'll be right on that

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)
oh, *right* on that
like orange on a slapper.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)
*books face transplant*

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)
Funnily enough I now look the same as I did as a teenager but fatter and with a lot more wrinkles

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)
I'm starting to seriously consider ironing my face
or at least my neck.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)
I look roughly the same
but a bit less naive thankfully
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Je M'appelle Martin, Je suis 32, Je suis un analyste des télécommunications qui vit à Norwich

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)
I can't believe I just clicked something by Rory.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)
You'll be sending me used knickers next

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)
aaaaaand you broke it.
bad Rory.
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)
culottes utilisées?

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Mon préféré

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Japonais, c'est mieux.

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)
Leur merde n'est pas aussi crémeuse

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)
You both disgust me
Carry on
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)
C'est toutes les nouilles qu'ils mangent

(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)
I have to click this
Damn you, Lyon
(, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

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