Shitty!
Personally I think it's very brave of Kroney to admit to being a Dusseldorf shit-mag collector and general Oaten-style poo connoisseur. It takes a lot of guts - guts not unlike those required to produce the gigantic, reeking stools in which he rolls around on a nightly basis.

Not that it came as anything of a surprise, of course. I always thought he was a bit creepy. You know when you just think 'I bet that blokes into shit-mags and space-docking'.

QUESTION: you have to choose between being wheelchair-bound for life or having a really strong Birmingham accent. What do you do? By the way, taking the coward's way out and killing yourself with high explosive is not an option. CHOOSE WISELY.

Alt: Ever drunk Buckfast? What's it like?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:04, 147 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Brummy Accent
and then just be the strong silent type.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Ha
strong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)

HA

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Wheelchair, no question

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

both of them mean celibacy
this is not a good thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

You could have sex with other brummies,,,
*shudders*
*vomits*
*bleeds from every orifice*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:10, Reply)

You've had a bull in your ring.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I'd go wheelchair.
You could always get a job doing gay idents for the BBC. I'd prefer to be a flid than sounding loik yow bay fur tay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:11, Reply)

you could work for a council diversity board
as an access management consultant
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I'd have a kipper tie first, then decide

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I was gonna say that!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Ow yiss?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:16, Reply)

yim-yam

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I'd go for the wheelchair.
Sympathy shag!
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Would you feel owt?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Depends how damaged I am innit.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Brummy accent
Which I have always thought extremely sexy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Ow yiss?
'Gow on loov, stick it up me gherrai'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I am so turned on!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)

*clicks heels*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Oh christ
These things are bad enough at Christmas and Halloween, at least then you know there's a time limit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:28, Reply)

if only we could come up with some final solution for it.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

well i had my name stolen so i have no choice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

You have no choice but to pretend to be a Nazi
Now there's an argument that would have gone down a storm at Nuremburg.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Rührt euch soldaten.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Mate, he just called you fat.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Really?
Fucking Google. I thought it was "at ease soldier".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

move yourself, soldiers

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Haha, as if I speak German
I was just shit-stirring. Makes a nice change to do it metaphorically.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Guten Morgen, Schatzi
du grosser Schwüler!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Well that's not very nice
Un tres bon matin a vous aussi. Est-ce que je peux vous tutoyer?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)

We're a cosmopolitan bunch aren't we.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)

You certainly are
Born in Lancashire but living in Yorkshire?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

that's not cosmopolitan
that's defection.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

It's brave is what it is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I'm on the border.
So not much of a defection and I lived in the midlands for six years.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Hmm
Where in the Midlands? I need to determine whether or not I can still plow you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Coventry.
Three years at Cov poly and three years getting off my tits.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Isn't Warwick Uni Cov poly? ;)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

It's all changed now.
Cov poly is now the Lanchester? university.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I was more taking the piss
about Warwick Uni being most definitely geographically slap bang in Coventry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

You'd need to be off your tits to live in Coventry
Congratulations, you still qualify as lengthworthy. If it had been D***y, well, that'd be different.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Huzzah!

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Say that during, would you?
I like a Northern posh lass
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Duly noted.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

oxymoron
oxy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)

mais bien sûr chéri.
Parce-ce qu'on s'adore, n'est-ce pas?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

:-) je suis heureux
Personne d'autre ne parlent le français? Cela pourrait être amusant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Ce que c'est amusant
c'est que tu mélanges le français parfait avec le français écolier.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Mon Francais n'est pas aussi bon qu'il a été
Quand j'ai dix-huit ans j'avait parfait Francais. Mais mes cheveux sont beaucoup mieux maintenant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Now steady on
I wouldn't go that far.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)

You didn't see my hair when I was 18
That was fun, I allowed myself to assume the rest of B3ta believed we were whispering sweet nothings at each other
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

you would laugh your tits off is you saw a picture of me as a teenager
I really didn't grow into my looks until I was thirty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Growing into one's looks can happen in your 30's?
So there's hope for me yet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:59, Reply)

here's hoping
*crosses fingers*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Cos obviously if I suddenly become vaguely attractive you'll be right on that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)

oh, *right* on that
like orange on a slapper.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

*books face transplant*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Funnily enough I now look the same as I did as a teenager but fatter and with a lot more wrinkles

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I'm starting to seriously consider ironing my face
or at least my neck.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I look roughly the same
but a bit less naive thankfully
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Je M'appelle Martin, Je suis 32, Je suis un analyste des télécommunications qui vit à Norwich

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I can't believe I just clicked something by Rory.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)

You'll be sending me used knickers next

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

aaaaaand you broke it.
bad Rory.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)

culottes utilisées?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Mon préféré

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Japonais, c'est mieux.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Leur merde n'est pas aussi crémeuse

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

You both disgust me
Carry on
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

C'est toutes les nouilles qu'ils mangent

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I have to click this
Damn you, Lyon
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I've got to go with the accent
If I lose the use of my legs I'll have to give Ms Foxtrot a good reason to stay with me other than all the dancing, and my personality is clearly not going to cut the mustard. I'll also have to watch her dance with someone else, who knowing my luck will be the only other straight Ballroom Dancer in Britain.

Also, y'know, elocution lessons.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Buckfast's ok as I recall.
I also thought Zeppelin cider was nice at that time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:31, Reply)

mornin' you!
how do's?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Hungover gal.
You?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Not bad
Getting back in the swing of things after an extended holiday type thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

It has shitloads of caffeine in it, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Fortified wine innit?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Jawohl.
It's marketed as a 'tonic wine', I think it may have herbs in it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

medicinal herbs?
like the kind you would use if you had eye problems?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Buckie has herbs in it
in the same way chips up here are "salad"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Yes it does.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

cheap red wine and half a pack of pro-plus is equally effective
and significantly more pleasant.

edit - read wine? what the fuck is the matter with me?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Brummie accent, then just be silent and mysterious
Alt: no, never. Neither have I ever tried white lightning, or 20/20. I am, however, partial to a bit of pina colada.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)

20/20 ftw.

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Aw, man
if you've never had Mad Dog you've never lived or more likely weren't a teenager in a small village in the late 80s/early 90s.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I actually was
but we used to drink pints of bitter up the pub, rather than hooch down the playground.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I had to wait until I was about 15 or 16 before the pub would serve me
damn late development.

Edit - plus, only a fucking fool would choose our village pub* over the park to drink in, so I had to wait until staying out late in another town was "acceptable" to my parents

*only a fucking fool would choose our village pub over a burning trench in Helmand Provice to drink in, to be honest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

we had two pubs
there was a sort of understanding that we didn't go in the teacher's pub, and they didn't bother us in ours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I had piña colada for the first time on Sunday
It was nice but I could only have a little bit before I felt ill.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Did you have a little dance in th rain?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

getting caught in the rain, not dancing in the rain
/sad music collection blog
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

yeah i knew that, a little dance WHEN she was caught
*whistles*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:53, Reply)

you're fooling no-one

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I actually kinda liked the brummie accent while I was travelling.
the one accent I really don't like is cockney.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Fack orf.
Leave it aht. Cor blimey and stone the bleedin' crows. Lumme.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

yeah that one.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:44, Reply)

It'll get you more sex than a brummy accent.

Sounds bad though, especially to delicate overseas ears.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I'm pretty sure noone actually sounds like that
apart from Dick Van Dyke
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)

You've obviously never met Rosalicious

To be fair, neither have I, but I have it on good authority she does sound like that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

She appears to be mental

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)

She is totally brilliant.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)

She is nearly as London as I am scouse.
Nearly. I like the way she says my nickname. My surname one, not Roota.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)

when she got excited
did you tell you tell her to calm down?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Yes, I also said "Eh! Eh!" and moved my hands like I was patting imaginary midgets.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Ullo Maori Pappins.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)

What a load of old shit that was

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

My daughter was watching that a few weeks ago
His accent really is bizarre
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

You're wrong.
Peter Noone is from Manchester.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Wheelchair.
No debate about it. I fought to overcome the disadvantage of being born in Stockport, I'm no way getting a brummie accent.

Alt: No. I'm highly intrigued.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Buckie isn't a drink.
It's a lifestyle decision. I got spannered on it at Glastonbury a few years back. It was an altogether different kind of drunk.

Although oddly, Buckfast Abbey is lovely and I've never seen any drunk monks when I've been there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Like semem

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I like the way that for over ten minutes, the last word on the thread was 'semen'
well, 'semem', anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)

It's the alcohol/caffeine ratio.
vodka red bull mixed right, along with red wine and proplus as mentioned above, does the same job without tasting like a tramps sweaty tezzers.

Although the fact red bull doesn't taste like tezzers isn't meant to imply it actually tastes better, you understand.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)

What the hell are 'tezzers'
They sound like a lesbians tits.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I'm guessing it's something to do with testicles

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Most things on here are, b3th

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I'd take the one which would mean I still had at least an outside chance of getting laid:
wheelchair every time.

Alt: No, but I have managed to create something far more dangerous...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Your amusing little Chateauneuf de Pond?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Yeah, if they think Buckfast's a menace to society,
wait 'til they see what effect that has on the population...let alone on the plumbing network.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I was in a militaria dealer's on Sunday and really, really coveted a WWII German army helmet* on display.
I made myself leave the place without asking the price and I've just found a similar one online for about £1500. It wasn't even an SS one.

I'd no idea they could command such high prices. I am very tired and incredibly bored, in case you'd not noticed.


*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HELMET!!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Did you take your Deacon book into work so you can scan/laminate it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Nein.
I really should have. Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

You Deacon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

My mother's uncle
Was in the the SS (says he was a "driver") and when he died they threw all his dress uniforms and medals away.

That NEVER would have happened under the Nazis.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Gutted.
I've got some great military heirlooms but my relatives were on the wrong side.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

All my grandad's medals were nicked by a burglar
Fucking cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

That's no way to speak about your grandad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

He's dead now anyway
And he was deaf so two reasons why he couldn't hear me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

He does sound like a fucking cunt actually.
Fucking deaf, they think they're 'all that'. Cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

what?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Covering bets.
My family were both.

My Grandad was in the 4th Tank Regiment who were first across the Rhine. Giving it to the Bosch, six of the best, trousers down.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Boche.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I am a fool.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

we know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

One grandad was in the gliders on D day
Other one in the Navy, firing big fuck off guns
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Bet the glider Grandad thought the other one had it easy?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Most likely
Proper behind emeny lines stuff too. I need to get his war diaries off my Dad. I get the feeling he was a bit ninja

He also looked like Montgomery (not our one)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Whose one?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Field Marshall
not Drugs Czar
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

*taps nose*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I really wish we knew where my g-gfather's Iron Cross is.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I'll take the Brummie accent
there's always elocution lessons.

Alt: never had it, is it worthy of note?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Cross between port and cough medicine
Someone said above it is a different sort of drunk. It really is cheap, pisshead muck.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

So if I was a Brummie
I'd already have tried it?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

You will have had to have a couple of bottles
To lay with a Brummie.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Despite being made in Devon it's a Scottish phenomenon, really.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

It what the lunatics who get up to all that barbarian shit in the Greenock Telegraph drink.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Or everyone in Scotchland

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Stuart Lee's Scottish routine
Is worthy of 10 minutes of your lunch hour. YouTube like.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Being a tit of the highest order
I have to go out to get some lunch today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Having only tried Retsina last year I find it to produce the best kind of being drunk.
It's a bit like getting stoned.
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Trippy drunk.
Yay!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Of course it was helped by being sat outside a bar in Kos.
*daydreams*
( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Bleeargh. It's like drinking fucking Radox.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

The trick is to drink it in pints
and follow it up with a large glass of neat Ouzo
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I can't really work out which would be the least disadvantageous as
my primary concern is the continuing ability to convince people to curl one out on my chest.
( Kroney, Wed 11 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)