12 minutes without a new thread or post?
Offtopic, you sadden me. We have done lunch and stuff this week so where is anyone off on holiday?

ALT: Strangest thing you can see right now
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:43, 27 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Taking the kids on an adventure holiday oop north
I'm thinking that dangling them off the end of a rope might sort out their attitude towards keeping their rooms tidy.

Alt: A colleague who bares an uncanny resemblance to Harry Hill.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Fuck off with your shit generic post
I have a genuine questions.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:45, Reply)

A genuine questions?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Yes a multiple singular.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I'm off to Sonisphere in July, that's the only holiday I'm having though.
Alt: I've just opened a mail bag* from a customer of ours (they're sending in forms for scanning), and what do I find inside? An envelope.

*I mean the small plastic ones you get, not the massive ones
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Going diving in Cyprus.
Alt: The Shard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Who or what is The Shard?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Building in S London

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I never got around to doing the Zinobis =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Can't wait.
Water should be a decent temperature when I go.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Which thread to join...
...my street cred balances precariously on the precipice of making the right choice
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Straddle both threads like a colossus.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I shall!
*attempts to roll up sleeves*

*remembers that sleeves are already rolled up and pinned back*

*looks foolish*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I has fresh pineapple.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Nice
I would have had a breakfast of fresh mango and blueberries with organic yoghurt, had I not been too much of a mong to remember to make it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:59, Reply)

That sounds awesome.
*makes list*
*goes shopping*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Potters holiday resort, Great Yarmouth
Dance weekend with workshops and demonstrations by James & Ola Jordan, Darren Bennett and Lilya Kopylova and Richard Still and Morgan Hemphill. Can't wait.

Alt: a chocolate brownie which I bought but haven't eaten. That's fucking weird.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I went there for 3 days over Mothers Day weekend.
What.a.fucking.hole.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Yes it really is
The holiday camp we're going to is lovely though, and totally isolated from Yarmouth itself.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I went to Potters.
Big indoor bowls pitch, bowling alley, all that guff?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Er, yeah
Well I liked it anyway! I was only there for one evening doing a demonstration, mind you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Soz Darth.
It was great.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

You are clearly a man of greater sophistication than I
Not THAT difficult
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)

We're taking the kids abroad for the first time since Eurodisney
We're going to Majorca as I managed to get a decent price or the 5 of us. We've never done a holiday like this before and I've heard all the horror stories but we tend to go off and do our own thing on holiday. The thought of spending a week fighting for sun loungers around the hotel pool while the kids run around getting manic on free slush puppies does not appeal.

Alt: I write software for a label company and we are currently producing labels for a local adult toy emporium, so I can see big rolls of 'Spicy Boy' and 'Cheeky Chappie' labels.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Who are you?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Bert, apparently

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Nowhere
as I have no money and the BF refuses to entertain the idea stating that he doesn't pay his mortgage to go off and stay somewhere else. All my female friends will be off with their fellas so that's a no-no too.
ALT:a stone troll picking its nose
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)