Amidst all the misplaced frothing and poor attempts at reverse trolling
No-one has yet commented on Apey's shocking throwdown to Chompy. Best BBC link EVA?

I wouldn't stand for that if I were you, rapey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

^^ JOKE ABOUT RAPE, I BET YOU THINK RAPE IS oh for crying out loud

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Nice to see everyone banding together
to decry the occasional visitor's accusation of insensitivity. We're horrible people and will defend our right to remain so.

Yay.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Hello old bean, /OT hasn't been very argumentative this afternoon
it's a good job you're here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:56, Reply)

YOU@RE

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I think this should become the standard spelling of "you're"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Damn straight

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)

You called?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I begrudgingly click this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

He's only here because someone else has started a fight and it wasn't him

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:57, Reply)

he even started an offensive thread about someone else today, i feel unloved and discarded

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Like a used prophylactic
and you smell a bit strange, and once someone's touched you, the smell won't go away.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Aww, don't feel like that mate
You fucking cunt

You're welcome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Thanks muchly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)

God I hate you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

*Waves*
Hi monty, how's things?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Yeah not bad thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

That was fun actually
I can see why Monty does it all the time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

That's not the sort of tag teaming you're thinking of

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)

This would be a good retort if it made any sense

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I'm suggesting you tag fuck men
and want to do the same to me with monty...oh just seen the extra not
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

*smugly folds arms, nods condescendingly*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

top form today lads

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Height of erudite wit, us
There are entire areas of South Central Los Angeles that live in fear of being put down by me and Apey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Go for it, Hon
We could use a bit more conflict on here.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 May 2011, 15:54, Reply)

*spills pint*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Nay Trubble
Mare Leek A Bastad
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:00, Reply)

that's not even trying
I recommend* taking the bottom off someone's pint with a stray over-topped cue ball in the back room of a rough north london boozer

*and by recommend I mean, obviously don't recommend.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Why go that far?
I think you only need to walk into some of them...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

fair point.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Especially when you look like THAT.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:21, Reply)

SERIOUSLY, I have never felt so uncomfortable in a pub as in that one in Clapton
In which all the men looked like the angry bastard offspring of Ross Kemp and a pork pie, and all the women were confined to an alcove in the corner to sip their G&Ts (or blue WKDs for the kids)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Clapton is God.


Sorry, let me try that again.

Clapton is God-awful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

slowhand claps

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Cream of the crop.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

That kind of punning really Grinds my (disraeli) Gears

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I'm surprised you weren't chatted up.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I don't think I was sufficiently orange for their liking

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

My hands are looking suspiciously yellow.
Did you exchange livers with me?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I can assure you my liver is in perfect working order
I probably should have put yours back where it came from though...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Yeah but it's B3th innit
I like her.

You startin'?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

*offers put-down about shoes*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 11 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

*implies sexual shortcomings on opponent's part*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 16:10, Reply)