There is a tramp near me who lives in a tarpaulin suspended in the trees on an island in the Thames
This island has no dry land at high tide. He stinks and lots fairly awful.

However he is one of the funniest, most erudite and polite people I've ever met, he also has a fantastic tenor singing voice!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

There is a guy who gets on the Metro round here
who carries a binbag, filled with God knows what. He FUCKING STINKS. You can actually smell when he gets onto the train, even from the other end
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

That's my dad you cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I thought he looked (and smelled) like you
He has one massive matted dreadlock about 4 ft long
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Much the same effect is achieved when someone who's had a shower that day gets on a bus in Glasgow

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:03, Reply)

That was Monty's cunt you dad.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Was Monty's cunt that you dad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Cunty Monty was a dad.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

This one makes sense
I don't think you've understood the game, T
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I dance to a different beat, bitch.
Bakdafuckup.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

*Gets down*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:16, Reply)

+ on all fours and presents self like a baboon after one too many Tia Marias

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:17, Reply)

hahaha!
click
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)

How do you know how many Tia Marias is one too many for a baboon?
Something you want to tell us?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Probably about four (gibbon take)

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Departez l'internette.
(I cannot speak foreign)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Oh you got no business!
*snaps*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:29, Reply)

This guy made it onto the BBC, can't find a link though
Where's chompy when you need him? Actually don't answer that i don't want to have to lie to the police
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Darth?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Yes dear?
You'd better not be implying what I think you're implying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

*winks*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Please credit me with more taste than that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 May 2011, 16:19, Reply)