21 reasons why the world won't end on May 21st
www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/11/21-reasons-may-21-not-end-of-world_n_860747.html#s277570&title=21_Our_Milk

WARNING: contains Justin Bieber.

Obligatory actual question: what other reasons can you think of as to why the world is not going to end next week?

Alt: Reasons why it will?
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:15, 23 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

World War 3 hasn't happened yet, and I for one am looking forward to 68 years of pointless nuclear warfare that will bring about a dark age from which the human race may never recover.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:45, Reply)

I like it when you're so cheerful.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 13 May 2011, 23:51, Reply)

alright Poppet and Woodside?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:57, Reply)

I'm just dandy - I actually slept in this morning.
Not sure I'm going to bother with actual clothes though. It's cold out and I'm wearing my flannel pyjamas....

edit: and yourself?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 May 2011, 0:03, Reply)

I'm okay thanks
just finished rewatching Matthew Bourne's Swan Lake. Got plans for today?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:13, Reply)

erm yeah, study. :(
which I'm really not in the mood to do, but I need to do it because my exams start in less than a month now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 May 2011, 0:14, Reply)

I have duck ravioli for dinner tomorrow

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Because my calender goes past that date

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:57, Reply)

so does mine, funnily enough

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 May 2011, 0:05, Reply)

it would mean all that pestering
students for work for the late may deadline would be a waste
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:09, Reply)

it would mean I don't have to do my exams on the plus side.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 May 2011, 0:11, Reply)

Alt: 'cause of the gays, innit?
Because, you know, if you take three "holy numbers" and arbitrarily multiply them all together twice, counting from what is, ultimately, an arbitrary date then that obviously proves that our tolerance of homosexuality is going to lead to the end of the world on the 21st May, doesn't it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 13 May 2011, 23:57, Reply)

and you'll be the first to go, you limp wristed, floppy haired bum-sexual.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 May 2011, 0:06, Reply)

I'll be riding Darth all the way

(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:09, Reply)

that was not the mental image I wanted

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 May 2011, 0:10, Reply)

hands out in the open please
you degenerate young lady
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:12, Reply)

I'm sorry okay!!!
it's been a while... :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 May 2011, 0:13, Reply)

hot

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:12, Reply)

Is this shit? I haven't read it but I've got a feeling it's fucking shit, no offence

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:14, Reply)

I haven't read it either.
alright?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 May 2011, 0:15, Reply)

Alrite poppet it's all good in the hood

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:50, Reply)

None taken! This is the internets, after all
So, you'd rather ask if the link is shit, say you have the feeling this is shit and wait/hope for someone to answer...because it's easier than clicking the link and forming your own, concrete opinion?

Gosh!
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Sat 14 May 2011, 0:40, Reply)

Because I'm not 41 yet.
My mum died at the age of 44; if there's a family tradition, I need to live another 4 years, which knocks all the theories into a cocked hat and shit.

Also, the world is not going to end next week because I owe the government money, and they won't let that happen until I pay them back the 5p I owe them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 May 2011, 0:23, Reply)