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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have done loads of DIY and nursed a poorly wifeTomorrow the carpet fitter is coming and the spare room will be finished. Woo. And Yay.
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DIY and nursing?Have you become a hermaphrodite?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 17:20,
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does she have sandwich making facilities in the bedroom?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 17:22,
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She's got a poorly tummyI made her fresh bread and she ate some, now she's back in bed.
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poor mrs al.It's obviously not food poisoning, as there probably weren't any pies left by the time she got there.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 17:32,
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that was a jokeabout you eating all the pies!
Just so you know.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 17:33,
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hope she feels better soon (
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:33,
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mentally deficient?Well, she did marry al...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 May 2011, 17:46,
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A duck? Ducks like bread, maybe he thinks she's a duck? She must be driving him quackers. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:52,
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My mum had a barney with a carpet fitter today.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 14 May 2011, 17:37,
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