Smashing.
I have several thousand lines of impenetrable greek comedy to learn. Only so many poo jokes I can handle.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:50, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What's brown and sticky?
A poo
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)

A STICK
HAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S SO FUNNY
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Yes fuck yes am I seeing you I can't wait.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Yayayayayyayayayayayayayaya!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I'm trying to work out ORDER of PROCEEDINGS
I dunno if I can be arsed going into Manchester in the day so I might go to Fletcher Moss and we can meet for coffee in Withington? Or something?

We are going to Font though. He's not getting out of that one.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:01, Reply)

When will this be again?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Monday that is a bank holiday- 30th?
You still have exams right?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I do, yes
But I'm sure I can spare some time for you bbz
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:21, Reply)

wait...get the fuck off b3ta and revise!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I'm doing both!
Multitasking, innit. I only stayed for your good thread
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:46, Reply)

haha lies

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)

What's Blue and can't sing?
Blue

#LOLOLOLZ
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Having mocked you, I ended up having to watch Eurovision
and I got well into it
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I enjoyed it,
Europeans are silly.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I was sad for Spain
no one likes them. I wanted Sweden to win.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)

it should have been France, Italy or Moldova

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Were Moldova the gnome men?
They were awesome.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:55, Reply)

big hats, unicycle and trumpet solos
what more can you ask for?

I think it was Italy that was the guy with the see-through piano, they were actually quite good.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

With you on that
and thought Georgia were ok too - not sure about France although he was a bit tasty...............
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Mon 16 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Why did the baker have brown hands?
because he kneaded a poo.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)

that's horrible.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I like it.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)

kneaded a poo fisted Lampito
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)

that's unpleasant!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

:( :( :( :( :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I'm sorry dear
That's the first thing I thought of when you said you liked it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Hence why you have "logged" on here?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)

"If you don't take this bag away from me I'm going to shit myself"
apparently counts as comedy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)

hahahahahahaha ha ha ha h
No, I dont get it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)

It's even worse.
The original joke is:

μηδ᾽ ὅτι τοσοῦτον ἄχθος ἐπ᾽ ἐμαυτῷ φέρων,
10εἰ μὴ καθαιρήσει τις, ἀποπαρδήσομαι;
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:54, Reply)

hahhahahahahahhahahahahhaa!
NOW I get it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Mind

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)

hahahaha
I actually lolled at that.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Piss

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Ahhh, now I get it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)

So you're just (pebble)dashing on here then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 16 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)