Afternoon bumders!
I am back from my 'computers for the terrified' course, and am stuffing my fat face before heading off to actually do some fucking work.

What have I missed?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 12:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Vippers is in a bad mood.
Monty is in a good mood but you can't tell.
Applebite should be studying.
Rory never changes.
( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Thank you BFF
you should totally work for a TV magazine on their soap catch-up section.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Innit!

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Apparently I had nothing of interest to add today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Suck it up NA.

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:55, Reply)

NA DF
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Mind
Piss
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

mind piss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I thought it was DF that did that?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

pissing mind

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

pissing gayer, more like

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Bobby killed some cat whilst drink driving again
It'll be a kid next, just mark my words
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Are you planning on pushing one in front of his speeding murder car?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Off topics resident drink driver needs no help NA

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Only if it threatens to tell Daddy what Bobby made him do in breaktime

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Most teachers like having their ego stroked, that cunt'll be after his little winky and all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Got anyone in mind?

( girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:54, Reply)

It'll be a poor kid, playing on his toy tractor one Sunday morning, bright with the joys and curiosities of the world, until some fat cunt comes swerving round the corner

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

He'll probably throw him in a hedge an' all.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:00, Reply)

It's probably safest if he never 'graduates' from the college of south wales
The man's a clear and present danger to kids
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I heard he ate two of them last time he got peckish at about 11am.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Be even worse if he's in a car

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Course he'll be in a car, he can't walk further than a hundred yards on his chubby legs

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:15, Reply)