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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Bobby killed some cat whilst drink driving again
It'll be a kid next, just mark my words
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:52,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Are you planning on pushing one in front of his speeding murder car?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:52,
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Off topics resident drink driver needs no help NA
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:58,
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Only if it threatens to tell Daddy what Bobby made him do in breaktime
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 12:53,
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Most teachers like having their ego stroked, that cunt'll be after his little winky and all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:55,
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Got anyone in mind?
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girlinthehole, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:54,
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It'll be a poor kid, playing on his toy tractor one Sunday morning, bright with the joys and curiosities of the world, until some fat cunt comes swerving round the corner
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 12:57,
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He'll probably throw him in a hedge an' all.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:00,
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It's probably safest if he never 'graduates' from the college of south wales
The man's a clear and present danger to kids
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:02,
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I heard he ate two of them last time he got peckish at about 11am.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:03,
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Be even worse if he's in a car
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 May 2011, 13:12,
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Course he'll be in a car, he can't walk further than a hundred yards on his chubby legs
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 May 2011, 13:15,
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