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I just bent my arm to scratch my head
and the plaster covering the hole in my arm pulled a load of hairs out and then I squashed the hole too and it really hurt.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:38,
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latest was 15 years ago)
How did you get a hole in your arm?
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:38,
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Giving Blood innit
being all virtuous and shit.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:40,
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I don't think they'd want any of mine.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:41,
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I don't reckon you could afford the bus fare
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Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:42,
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IF ONLY I'D VOTED.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:43,
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I don't reckon he has to pay bus fares any more
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:44,
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I really should do that but I'm not sure they'd want mine.
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:41,
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Stop copying me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:42,
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How can I be copying you if we posted at the same time?
Answer that conundrum laddy.
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:43,
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I don't think they'd want any of mine!?"£?!"£?!?"?£
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:42,
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You've made the song your own.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:43,
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I don't think they'd want mine!!!1111eleventyone!!!!!111111!!!!!!!
Because I've got AIDS.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:43,
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And your blood is obese
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:44,
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It's so full of cholesterol it comes out like tomato puree
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:51,
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It's more like Bisto
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Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:53,
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Why have you got a hole in your arm?
Skagging it up again?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:38,
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Playing around with the compass again.
Seeing how well ard he is.
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:40,
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Kind of the opposite
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Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:40,
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Giving people skag?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:41,
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Errrrrm
okay not really the opposite at all.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:41,
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Deacon
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:39,
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Giving Deacon some skag?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:42,
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Would make a change from the taste of his own elbow...
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:46,
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eeeow
gorilla
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:42,
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Not really

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Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:46,
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i can't believe you just disclosed such confidential documents on the internet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:47,
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hahaha!
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girlinthehole, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:50,
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Oh shit.
Now you know a potential source and a quarter of our risk matrix.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:51,
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Nice bit of photoshopping there Al
Shame I can use my awesome filters and corrective tools to show the original image.

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:50,
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i love you labs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:52,
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My Paintsmash skillz bring all the girls to my desk
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:55,
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no no
that'd be your unrelenting machismo and sexual charisma
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:58,
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Screenshotted
I now feel ten feet tall!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:00,
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xxx
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:05,
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Brilliant.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:54,
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I thought about giving you a pissy stain on your jeans
But thought I'd done enough.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:55,
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