I'm going to make a predicition, right now
I've just had an IM from a friend of mine's GF. I'm predicting, right now, that this conversation will consist of her being a mental, and asking me not to shag her girlfriend, even though her girlfriend is (duh) a gay.

Just saying.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh christ it's worse than I thought
She's talking about FOOTBALL. Now? Really? How insensitive is that?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Oh man this is gold
What else has happened??
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

She's one of your lot as well
A Man U fan, I mean. Not a cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:09, Reply)

But she has one of those too, surely?
and likes the same quality in others?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Good point
I think we may be close to uncovering Rory's true identity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I'm like the scarlet Totach, succeeding where that cunt failed
Always one step ahead of the game
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)

That was magnificent.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)

and identifying the tree he should be tied to?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Hahaha
Deforestation is a crime, even if the burning of a tree is necessary and hilarious
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Deforestation?
Is that the chemical shower you have to go through when leaving the City Ground?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I'm going to click this
Despite your astonishingly insensitive timing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Apologies for the timing
It's just, I saw an open goal and....well, you know the rest.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:24, Reply)

...you hit the crossbar?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:32, Reply)

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:40, Reply)

*GLESS*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Football?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Yes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Not Sex and the City

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I think this might actually be the first time I beat that link

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I'm just trying to get a head count here.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

how many so far?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Works better if you bit.ly it
We are wise and hover these days.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I'm so proud. *sniffs*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:26, Reply)