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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I buy Mrs Cow little presents quite often
She appreciates the little gestures more than spending loads on something. This is good - she loves Cream Eggs
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
That means she's broody.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I think 2 under 5's is enough in our house
and she agrees.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Depends, how big is your appertite?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Fucking massive
as I am a reet greedy fucker
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Mine like love eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Mine?
How many wives do you have, racist?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Like the Emporer of Morrocco in 1760, i have 2000 concubines
Seriously, how do you find the time to boff 2000 concubines?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)
You'd have to draw up a rota.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Lucky dip

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

lucky double
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)
The Persian Emperor
used to indicated which of his harem he would spend the night with by dropping a white handkerchief at her feet
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Was there anything in it?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 May 2011, 15:53, Reply)
If there was
she knew it would be a quiet night.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)

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