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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Guess what?
I'm going on a date tomorrow afternoon. I'm taking her to play golf. This should undoubtedly virtually guarantee some action with my balls.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Just try not to hit her in the face with your nine-iron
(fnar fnar, kyik kyik, etc)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Be sure not to tee her off.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:47, Reply)
If he plays it right, he might end up bunk(ing)er

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:49, Reply)
He might get her Vijay to Singh.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I am clicking this
as it deserves more appreciate than it seems to have had.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Very good
:)
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:33, Reply)
It's the pick of the litter

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)
He'll probably end up driving his wood into her.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:51, Reply)
With a large slice of luck, she'll be hooked

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I bet he bangs her up the shitpipe!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Pffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Is that the noise that eminates after extraction?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Nope, that's shhhhhp.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Are you?
It's not a normal place for a date, but good luck.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 May 2011, 14:13, Reply)
She's learning to play
So I said i'd teach her a bit. Probably hit some German techno clubs afterwards to balance out the day a bit.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:34, Reply)
Oh, I see
that could be very sweet. Let us know how it goes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 May 2011, 14:38, Reply)

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