Seriously
If you join Mumsnet so will I.
( WormuIus, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ha ha, we wouldn't last a day.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I'm serious
It could be incredibly entertaining, or incredibly shit.
www.mumsnet.com/info/join

I think I would go for a username which implied I was an expert in horoscopes and post bullshit psychic readings for people.
( WormuIus, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

No wait.
Nutritionist.
( WormuIus, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

you could get discounts on Luxury Family Hotels.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Possibly a homoepathy student
that way you could enrage the sensible ones, confuse the stupidest and send the actual believers in homeopathy into convulsions as you change all the treatments slightly from the homoeopathy norm
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I went with horoscopes.

( WormuIus, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I'll wait until I've got some time on my hands.

( WormuIus, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Does this mean you will start posting stuff about your leaky jugs.
And how your husband doesn't find you attractive anymore.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Leaky jugs
that's aquarius, isn't it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

oi

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

So, you're an Aquarius too eh?
It is the bestist sign.

Even if the rest of it is complete hogshit.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Aquarius is usually pictured pouring water out of a jug
that's all. No breast-related shenanigans.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I am onto your shenanigans*.
*I actually had someone say this to me once.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I'd be all up in that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Created an account

( Theoban What of it, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)