Is there any particular reason why every OT post follows the same format?
I prefer the open-ended style of /talk.

Alt Q: Which is your favourite chocolate bar you fat fucks?
( WormuIus, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:40, 60 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hi Womulus; i quite like a nice blue bounty
not many though as coconut is a laxative and I don't want to repeat the incident from the number 47 bus.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Is that a real accident or were you just being whacky?

( WormuIus, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I'm being wacky, I haven't actually shat myself since I was 8 and needed a poo whilst out on a bike ride
i did a fart and a little nugget came out. no bounties were involved.

I don't like talk because i don't understand it and all the in jokes and cliques.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I'm guessing we are the same on here
Monty = racist
Darth = gay
Kroney = shit fetish
TGB = massive vagina

etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Sportscow - Susanna Reid fetish
Did you see her this morning? I nearly spluffed on my cornflakes.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 20 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I did indeed
My museli almost had a new topping!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:14, Reply)

She must know how hot she is
The little minx.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 20 May 2011, 16:15, Reply)

It's because you touch yourself at night.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Hi Chompy
Remember when you weren't besotted with this pack of bed-wetters?
( WormuIus, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:47, Reply)

It's losing it's draw for me now to tell you the truth
as is /talk. I need a bigger hit of mental, I might join mumsnet
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Sorry Chompy, we'll try harder, please don't go

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:50, Reply)

This isn't a real flounce, it's a cry for attention flounce.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Seriously
If you join Mumsnet so will I.
( WormuIus, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)

ha ha, we wouldn't last a day.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I'm serious
It could be incredibly entertaining, or incredibly shit.
www.mumsnet.com/info/join

I think I would go for a username which implied I was an expert in horoscopes and post bullshit psychic readings for people.
( WormuIus, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

No wait.
Nutritionist.
( WormuIus, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:59, Reply)

you could get discounts on Luxury Family Hotels.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Possibly a homoepathy student
that way you could enrage the sensible ones, confuse the stupidest and send the actual believers in homeopathy into convulsions as you change all the treatments slightly from the homoeopathy norm
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I went with horoscopes.

( WormuIus, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I'll wait until I've got some time on my hands.

( WormuIus, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Does this mean you will start posting stuff about your leaky jugs.
And how your husband doesn't find you attractive anymore.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Leaky jugs
that's aquarius, isn't it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:10, Reply)

oi

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:14, Reply)

So, you're an Aquarius too eh?
It is the bestist sign.

Even if the rest of it is complete hogshit.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Aquarius is usually pictured pouring water out of a jug
that's all. No breast-related shenanigans.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I am onto your shenanigans*.
*I actually had someone say this to me once.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I'd be all up in that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Created an account

( Theoban What of it, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Alright Wormulus
it's to give a choice of questions. It rarely sticks on-topic anyway

Alt: I'm not really eating chocolate at the moment, but Galaxy is always nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:45, Reply)

galaxy is hideous, I have a feeling it's not even technically chocolate for some reason

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Well I'm not spending my money
on proper chocolate
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'm halfway through that Roseanne article it's worth a read.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I read the whole thing
it's interesting but I'm not sure if it's true. She's lied about more important things than how she was treated on a tv show.
Plus I saw an episode once and it was dire beyond all belief. Definitely not cutting edge comedy.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I enjoyed the article..
..but definitely got the impression that there was another side of the story to hear. I watched Roseanne at the time and it was a great mix of humour and working class struggles (like an Americanised Ken Loach drama with extra laugh track gags). The last season was an absolute train wreck, even with the 'Bobby coming out of the shower' style revelation in the last episode.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Hi Wormulus
I don't.

I don't have a favourite, I scarf it all down is as great a quantity as I can manage without puking. Stop calling me fat, I'm just big-boned and I have a thyroid problem.
( Kroney, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Your problems stretch way beyond your thyroid young man
*tilts head towrds freezer*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Shh, not around the foreigner.

( Kroney, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:49, Reply)

REESE'S NUTRAGEOUS.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Yeah, it's not open-ended here at all.
I have fallen in love with Lindt's dark chocolate with a touch of sea salt, you can eat it with beer. I don't usually like sweet food but this stuff is awesome you fat fuck.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:51, Reply)

why would you eat chocolate with beer?
I wrote bear there at first.
How cool would it be to eat chocolate with a bear
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:52, Reply)

YeahyeahyeahyeahyeahYEAH!
www.friarsofkeswick.co.uk/files/imagecache/product_list/files/Love_bear_lolly.JPG
Why would you not eat chocolate with beer?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

because it sounds disgusting?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:55, Reply)

But it feels SOOOO good!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:56, Reply)

glech
really, just in my head just is saying YUCK
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I'm assuming you mean a dark stout sort of beer?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I could really do with a dark stout sort of beer right now...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:31, Reply)

RACIST

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Ghirardelli Intense Dark Twilight Delight 70% Cacao
makes my brain scream FUCK YEAH LIFE IS AWESOME
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Twilight is for twats

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:57, Reply)

It's fucking delicious.
HATER.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I'm not sure what that format is.
but it always seems to involve people talking about stuff.

Best chocolate bar ever was Aztec.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I am right this second eating a Double Decker
I'm not saying it's the best, mind, but it is pleasing me greatly.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Bit too sickly for my tastes, used to love them when I was wee though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:17, Reply)

They are great frozen
if impossible to eat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:18, Reply)

The guy I work with used to cool his down
by balancing them on the transfer pipes whilst we were filling the instrument with liquid nitrogen. Oddly enough he never opted for just throwing it into a bucket of the stuff.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:21, Reply)

That's a plan and a half
Most chocolate bars are better frozen
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Frozen Snickers from the freezers at the open-air swimming pool in the summer, WOO!
*reminisces*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:28, Reply)

snickers ice cream's better
as is twix
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:13, Reply)

For 'open-ended' do you mean 'indecipherable codswallop'?
Dark chocolate with orange. Picked up a few bars recently in Switzerland and it's the dog's bollocks.

In terms of 'mainstream' chocolate bars, you'd struggle to beat a dark chocolate Bounty.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 20 May 2011, 15:37, Reply)

This^
Simple and effective, just like me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)