Poor old Martin. He doesn't help himself does he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He'll have to take a super injunction out, to preserve what little is left of his dignity.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I can't Imogen why
/tediousjoke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:36, Reply)

giggety.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I think we've been over this
I am the Vader of gay jokes - it is too late for me, son.

In other news, my hearty congratulations on your top-notch announcement. Wilko Johnson, eh? Nice.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Innit blud.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:51, Reply)

I suppose I've rescinded my rights to ask you not to use my real name
Although my reasons for doing so have nothing to do with privacy, I just hate it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

It could be worse, though, couldn't it?
Morning you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 May 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Morning sweetie
Congratulations on pub quiz glory :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

You know where you are, right?
And thus that, even were you to be successful in persuading people not to call you Martin 35 Fetish Telephony Operator from Walsall, it would only be because we'd come up with something you liked even less, right?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I don't mind the meme, it's funny
and I think you've all managed to quite successfully come up with several things I like less.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:14, Reply)

*picks up bullhorn*
*looks at knackered whip and mostly decayed horse carcass*

BUMD--oh, sod it...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Hahaha
Nicely done sir, have a click
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 23 May 2011, 10:17, Reply)