the mention of spiders in the hair below
reminded me of a "worst thing to say during sex" thread from another forum many years ago. My suggestion was "Hey! Hundreds of baby spiders are hatching in your hair!"

What's yours?

Alt: I had to do a demo this morning of a product we're developing to a selection of the end-users. I was dreading it but it went really well and they're all impressed with it. What did you dread that turned out well?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 May 2011, 13:57, 11 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well this isn't as bad as I thought it would be
MUMMMMMMY *wails*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:01, Reply)

You look just like my sister
Alt:When nobody posts for 10 mins then two threads come along at once
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:02, Reply)

"I AM your sister Bert, we discussed this in the car"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

THAT'S THE JO..

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I'm still a fan of
"Pikachu! I choose you!"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Ohhhhhhh Dave!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Ohhhhhhh Hello


( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:12, Reply)

"sorry? what? I can't understand what you're mumbling"

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:14, Reply)

"Bark like a doberman!"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:16, Reply)

"YOU LIKE THAT BITCH?! AWWWW YEEAAAHHHH *bear growl*"
As well as "YOU JUST CAME I KNOW YOU DID, I CAN TELL, IT'S MY TURN NOW"
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I heard a long time ago, that the worst thing you could say immedietly after sex was,
Thank you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:23, Reply)