Seeing Hawkwind supported by Dr Feelgood legend Wilko Johnson in Aylesbury on Saturday.
Being sick in my brother's garden on Sunday - and I might have to work Monday night.

My firm are moving units in Selfridges and it has to be done when they're shut. This is fucking shit for me because it's not my job at all and I won't be paid extra for it. But as the second most senior person in the firm I have to show willingness.

It's bent, yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

that's a mixture of awesome
and pretty shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Quite so.
At some point the most epic cleaning of my flat ever has to begin, too. I'm expecting to find some interesting stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Didn't you just do this a few weeks ago?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I did a reasonable cosmetic job when I thought I was due an inspection.
This time it's going to be a major top-to-bottom clean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:39, Reply)

"Hoovering" up any old MDs I'll wager

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:40, Reply)

best way to clean up after a party is to get some speedfreaks round

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

haha!
....and tell them a few wraps went missing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I knew a chap
who sucked a dog's cock for a wrap of speed....that didn't even exist.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

AA would use any excuse to get into Bella's pants

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:47, Reply)

This is spectacularly offensive on several levels and I applaud this post heartily on that basis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Thank you I rather liked it at well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)

was it you?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 May 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I'm afraid it was.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:52, Reply)

It really wasn't. I have no time for speed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I used to love it
Looking back, I'm not really sure why
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I never acquired a liking for it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

The joke is on you.
I don't even like taking speed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

There's a wrap of DMT down the back of my records, I am almost certain.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Can i suggest this is a good thing to find and clear up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

No need.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:45, Reply)

what's DMT?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 24 May 2011, 10:49, Reply)

The strongest drug I've ever taken, by about a million per cent.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethyltryptamine
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Sounds delightful!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

It's the closest thing to religious experience I am ever likely to have.
It makes even a very large dose of LSD (500+ micrograms) seem like very small potatoes indeed. It's not something I'd recommend to everyone but if you are strong of mind it's literally revelatory. Heavy duty shit maaaaan.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I propose you clean first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

It only lasts about 5 minutes. I can do both.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Seems a waste
5 mins is too short
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:02, Reply)

At the risk of sounding like a tosser
normal concepts of time go out the window along with such notions as 'self' etc - 5 minutes can seem like an eternity, or the blink of an eye. And to be honest much longer than that and you might never come back.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Deeeeep maaaaan
I want some!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I think you'd like it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

I'm sure I would

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)