Sautée the chorizo on its own in some red wine
Make the rice separately chucking millions of things and some paprika in. Nom.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:38, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I was going to suggest the wine chorizo thing
I'm going to stick a joke in here:

Ryan Giggs admitted to being homesick saying that even though he's happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:40, Reply)

A funny bloke in work told me that one!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Everyone in Liverpool is funny
it's the LAW!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:42, Reply)

*cough*Jimmy Tarbuck*cough*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:44, Reply)

innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

And Stan Boardman
yeah, fair point.

I'm just seeing how far I can push the racial stereotype before I lose my wedding invite.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:45, Reply)

wedding invite

car's wheels
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:48, Reply)

I don't know how DJ still has his
maybe he pays some urchin to guard the car while he's inside 'tapping that'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)

*laughing out loud*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)

It's funny because he loves his car more than life itself
I had to drive it for him once when he'd been drinking. Talk about precious.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Haha
"Hey deejay man, tha's well mint an' that"
( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:54, Reply)

LES DENNIS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Well his life is fairly funny I suppose

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I really wish I didn't find this funny
I maintain my stance from yesterday that a footballer's affair being discussed in the House of Commons is a sign that the Rapture actually did happen and we're all in hell as we type.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I don't understand
why he's so upset that the press is saying anything. Surely, if you don't want people to talk about the bad things you do, they right way is not to do bad things to start with.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I don't get why married men get a mistress that looks like their wife.
Surley you'd want something a bit different?
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Like one of those Star Trek chicks that Kirk does

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:49, Reply)

Well maybe the same speices but a different hair colour.

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)

my soon-to-be wife is hot though
if I were to get a mistress I'd want one who is hot. Also, she is very much my type
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Yeah, just because they're cheating doesn't mean their taste in women changes.

( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:53, Reply)

is 'utter slag' a type?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

It is for footballers.

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:57, Reply)

My theory is that when Giggs was in his youth, it wasn't yet the done thing for footballers to spitroast willing sluts in a dingy motel
and he feels left out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

What on earth are you driveling on about now

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:00, Reply)

That Ryan Giggs is very old, I'm guessing.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:20, Reply)

dingy motel Holiday Inn
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:00, Reply)

He's not very bright.

( Kroney, Wed 25 May 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Maybe he's in love with his wife
but she's not giving him sex anymore.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 25 May 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Judging by the pics of his wife today
She doesn't look like her
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 May 2011, 13:52, Reply)