I went to a stag WEEK in Puerto Banus once.
1. On the first night I very nearly drowned, on my own, at 3am, following a night without sleep the night before, an enormous amount of booze, sun and ecstasy. I must have decided to go swimming on my way back to our apartment. I came to in the deep end and instantly sobered up. I remembered nothing about it when I woke up, and had to piece the events together from the pile of wet clothes on the floor and my wet footprints. I was missing a new watch, a £300 bracelet and my favourite ever sneakers.

2. The best man tried to have a fight with about 7 or 8 of the dozen or so attendees throughout the course of the week. He also split his head open in the shallow end of the pool, being a dick.

3. We wanted to buy some hashish, and the bloke we sent to score bought nine ounces, which we actually managed to polish off before we left.

4. One of the attendees shat himself, poolside, on the second day

Etc etc etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:09, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

£300 pound bracelet? That was some chunky chain blud

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

sneakers?
WTF?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Shoe apparel

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

He'll be saying sidewalk and spelling colour wrong next.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

ax him a question blud

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

what be yo mu'fuckin prolem main?
Gettin' all up in my mu'fuckin grill an shit!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

fo sho
Bitches be gettin stitches
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Mofo they're 'runners' int they

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

They were original 70s dead stock Adidas from the US. They wuz sneakerz, yo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I have a mate that searches this kind of stuff out.
He recently paid 250 sheets for a pair of 1950's levis.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:36, Reply)

single, double or kingsize?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Alright Jeff?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I used to collect 'sports footwear'.
I wore a pair of beige Adidas Gazelles on Sunday that I've owned for about 12 years and never worn. Red on white Puma Baskets I have four pairs of. I am a dick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)

nah
It's cool.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Have you ever been to a pub, had a few drinks, a bit of a laugh and then went home without a single unextraordonary thing happen?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Yes, but I tend not to post about those nights.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:37, Reply)

b

Were you there with Darth? LOLROFLMAO!!!!!11!!!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)