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Jesus, Gonz, your spelling is shocking
In other news, good morning.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:33,
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Hello Beth, how is your husband's heart condition?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:35,
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I'm still working on it
but as long as he keeps taking his warfarin, the fatal sex-related MI escapes me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:38,
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I'll replace his NG spray with lynx if you want.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:40,
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And more importantly, will it affect his ability to deliver everyone's presents on Christmas Eve?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:39,
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You don't get one
You've been A Bad Boy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:40,
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So he wouldn't get it? you wouldn't give him one? Oh man, gutted.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:43,
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I shall just have to try to cope with the disappointment somehow.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:47,
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Screw you, Monty
SYWD!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:50,
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Stop pimping my cock out!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:51,
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Oh, please!
Like you haven't already got it on a timeshare schedule.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:53,
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That implies there have been takers
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57,
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Look at you
knowing the difference between implying and inferring. I have taught you well, young Padawan. Or something.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:15,
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I really doubt the addition of go-faster stripes and a seat-back television will make it any more attractive.
Although from what I've heard maybe you could do with some "phat rims".
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:56,
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Go faster stripes are a brilliant idea
*grabs permanent marker*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:57,
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From what I hear you are more than quick enough already
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:58,
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If you will frequent THOSE toilets you'll read all manner of falsehoods
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:01,
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Well, when you're paying by the hour....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 12:02,
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Damn
*click*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:05,
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You get the blackboard pen and I'll get the biro out.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:05,
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Oh that's right pick on the board Jew why don't you
Take your pogroms elsewhere
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:35,
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montylols
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:37,
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